Hey, you look like you've got a good arm!
Look, I'll give it to you straight. Sometimes we have a bit of trouble with the ale rampaging around the campgrounds. We paid good money to get these vendors and their brew here! We can't be wasting any of it, let alone having it come alive!
The easiest way to return the ale to its proper form is to throw a mug at it. Drink from the samplers and throw the mug at S.T.O.U.T. here. Prove that you'll be able to defend our property!