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man walks into a bar, and points at a lady and says, "u are mine tonight baby.."
the lady says, "whatever jerk"
the man zips down zippers and says, "you know u want it baby."
the lady says, "hell yea i do ..."
the man says, "too bad, u aint getting any"..
the entire crowd laughs at the lady and cheers for the man....
FAIL
Technically, it is win.
All you have to do is post the worst "A man walked into a bar..." joke you know
That certainly was the worst 'bar' joke.
Here is mine (or atleast one I remember being told);
A Scottish man walks into a bar, sits down and orders 3 pints of beer. He drinks all three beers then leaves.
The next day he comes into the bar, sits down and orders 3 pints of beer. Curious, the barman asks why he orders 3 pints of beer each day. The man replies, "I have 2 brothers in the armed forces. We each drink a beer for each brother that isn't here, incase one of us doesn't make it back alive." Having drank his 3 pints, the man then leaves.
This goes on for a few weeks, the same thing happening each day. One day he only orders 2 pints of beer.
The barman, realising that one of his brother must've died, offers his condolences. The Scottish man replies, "Oh no, my brothers are fine. I've just quit drinking."
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