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Horror movie rules
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Patty
3 is so, so true.
5. There is always a Blonde bimbo.
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Takenobo
Diversity in a horror movie will get you killed.
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blademeld
Alien was a horror movie?
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Dhazy
Diversity in a horror movie will get you killed.
The black guy always dies first.
>_>
In zombie movies, always wait until the last second to kill someone who has been infected. In fact, wait until they're reanimated to kill them, just so they have a chance to fight back. :)
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marmalade
It will always be a woman and/or man that survives. Said man and woman will hook up, for a happy ending. Even though they will probably break up a week later.
Most suspense leads to nothing, and the occasional death.
No one who gets it on w/ someone will survive.
No series where the same killer continuously lives will make sense, ever.
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iMogwai
6. If the victim manages to hide in a room/closet/car and lock the door the killer has always somehow predicted that the victim would choose that hiding spot and hid there before the victim.
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Ganit
Decaying zombies can always run faster than the all-star high school quarter-back.
The white jock will always investigate the sound of a chainsaw (or other killing instrument) followed by a scream completely unarmed. He rarely comes back.
If at any point in the movie, you're wearing less clothes than allowed by a normal high school dress code, you will die.
All characters that are in high school must be played by persons of no less than 25 years old.
(I'll try and add some more)
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Haxzor
HERE'S JOHNNY
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Gnoktish
MOST IMPORTANT RULE EVER!: never ever say it was chuck norris' fault when you ar being stalked by the killer
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