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Post by
Toldry
@toldry
Darn :S my account is US not EU. Ohh well =/ that's a pretty sweet sig you got there buddy.
That's too bad.
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Post by
Rankkor
Well, after spending most of the day wiki-surfing on TVtropes and Wookiepedia I found out an interesting article...........
In your opinion what is the most RIDICULOUS character ever made in the Star Wars canon?
I know some of you will say without a blink "Jar-Jar", while others will simply say "Ewoks......... ALL OF THEM"
Well, I've got one to top all of those off for you.
BEHOLD
You may be saying "big deal, that's just a kid with his pet rabbit rank, that's not something to be shocked about"
Well, the thing is, I wasn't talking about the kid, that's Anakin Solo, the son of Han and Leia, I was actually talking about his rabbit, which BTW is not his pet, that is
Ikrit
, and he is Anakin Solo's F*bleep*KING JEDI MASTER (I'm dead serious)
You just know a Star Wars EU material was made under the influence of LSD when you make
THIS
Not just a Jedi Master (AKA; he was stronger than Luke himself) but Yoda's Diciple and nearly a thousand years old too. Just ...... just look at him.
LOOK
AT
HIM!
You know, if we think about it, HOW THE F*bleep*K CAN IT EVEN GRASP A LIGHTSABER? don't you need at least opposable thumbs for that?
After this I can expect just about anything regarding the EU material. From Jedi Master tea-cups, to Jedi Master Teddi-bears.
Ohh wait......
Crap
I guess they beated me to it.
Post by
Kristopher
@toldry
Darn :S my account is US not EU. Ohh well =/ that's a pretty sweet sig you got there buddy.
That's too bad.
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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I don't know what you did but you broke it.
Post by
Pwntiff
There should be a disclaimer on genealogy.
On the far right, the two pairs of Henry Bohanon and Susanna Fretwell are the same person.
That means Henry Bohanon and Susannah Bohanon are brother and sister.
That means that Henry Bohanon Jr and Elijah Ogle are cousins.
That means that Clarinda Ogle and James W Bohanon are second cousins.
Horatio Bohanon's (my 3rd great grand father) great grand mother is also his great grand aunt, and he great grand father is also his great grand uncle.
Aren't family trees amazing?
Nevermind the fact that this the first of at least two distinct junctions with the Ogle family on my father's side.
Post by
xlanadenx
These days they'll let anyone become a Jedi.
Post by
Interest
These days they'll let anyone become a Jedi.
Anyone?
Post by
204878
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Post by
Rankkor
These days they'll let anyone become a Jedi.
Anyone?
read my post above.
You just know things are looking bad when a Rabbit (Read: not an anthropomorphic rabbit+human race, but AN ACTUAL RABBIT) becomes not just a jedi, but a JEDI MASTER. (AKA: Same Rank as Yoda and Obi Wan)
Post by
240140
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Post by
Rankkor
You're just species...ist. You're horrible.
hey I happen to adore lovable critters (I love my cat Bianca, and spare no expenses in giving her just about everything a cat could want) but if you expect me to believe a rabbit with no opposable thumbs can become a JEDI MASTER, you're really pushing the limits of what I can swallow.
Post by
Interest
You're just species...ist. You're horrible.
PHYLUMISM. (imo)
Post by
240140
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Post by
Rankkor
Just because it doesn't look like you want it to, doesn't meant it isn't just as capable
Ohhh he's capable. They can make anything a jedi (There is one that is basically a brain-in-a-jar, no eyes, no ears, no limbs, nothing, just a brain in a jar, who can move stuff telekinetically, and uses the force to dual-wield lightsabers. he died by blowing up his jar and save his padawans)
Doesn't mean the concept itself is absurd. Just like the teddy-bear jedi. (Picture also provided on that post)
What will they come up with next? Next thing we know, Droids will be force users too.
Post by
240140
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Post by
xlanadenx
The hell is a rabbit going to do with the Force?
Post by
Rankkor
You're ridiculous. One could argue that human jedis are just as weird. Species...ist.
nah, we just have different opinions.
I mean, what would you feel if they made a Rambo 10 movie, where Rambo now has a sidekick rabbit that can fire an M-60 with his brain? that's just dumb.
I can take any alien specie being a jedi as long as they at least have limbs to grab tools.
but when they give us a Jedi Master Rabbit, a
Mountain that can cry
And a jedi master that was just a
brain in a jar
and a smuggler that is an expy of Jazz Jack Rabbit (Compare
A
with
B
) you just KNOW the people in charge of the EU material was using some heavy version of Meth when creating this stuff.
Suddenly George Lucas seems less crazy to me. I think I owe that old man an apology.
Post by
xlanadenx
Never realized how weird Star Wars is... D:
Post by
240140
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Post by
Rankkor
Never realized how weird Star Wars is... D:
believe me, neither did I.
I ACTUALLY facepalmed when I saw the mountain that can cry.
(Not to mention that when I saw this
pic
I asked myself the same question regarding the people who wrote this stuff)
I just don't think things like Star Wars can get too ridiculous. Han Solo's sidekick is a carpet for gods sake.
I can take humanoid versions of just about every animal you can think of. Chewie is a humanoid gorilla, that's something I can work with, there's also humanoid cats (Cathar) Humanoid crabs (That admiral that says "ITS A TRAP") Humanoid teddy-bears (ewoks) even humanoid-ish slugs (Hutts).
but when you make a non-humanoid animal try to do stuff that only humanoid beings could do, you're pushing the envelope a bit too far.
If we get down to it, the expanded universe of world of warcraft has a lot of weird stuff too, but at least we can say this: "Critters are critters"
The day chris metzen reveals to us that the mastermind behind the old gods was "old blanchy" is the day I'm out of here.
Post by
Interest
These days they'll let anyone become a Jedi.
Anyone?
Jedi interest = new Jedi(Postmaster);
Exception in thread "main": java.magic.OnlyYouCantBeAJediSorryBroException
Mwaaap mwaap mwaaaaa
=(
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