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200 Things You Don't Want to Hear From DPS Classes
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To hunter:
You did dismiss your pet before making that jump right?
Hunter:
Hell no, that lower's his happiness noob.
*Hunter pet comes running around the corner with about 30 mobs chasing it.*
That would ruin everyone's happiness.
I was in Kara the other night and had my Felhunter out for the Moroes fight, works great for the casters. Well we wiped. I come back in and resummon Felpup. I left him out for the trash pulls that respawned. Fighting on the strairs that lead up to the ballroom..
Tank Pulls
Pet Attack...
Me: WTF? Why'd my dog just run down the steps and around the corner? - Dismiss Pet-
Hunter Sends in pet but races down the steps and out of sight..
Me: Uh hey, your raptor just ran down the steps. I'd dismiss him, I think he's looking for my felpup.
Hunter: WTHell? -Dismiss Pet-
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loozerr
I'm a dps pallyBurn in hell. =P
I heard this once from rogu in SL...
"Sry guys this are my first instance run."
Well, rogu fell behind the tank in DPS. =)
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doombringer
Before Prince...
"I don't need Salv. I'll just chain-feign."
Followed by the hunter neglecting to chain-feign and pulling aggro like a dope.
Yes, it was me :)
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shizreborn
Setting: heroic Shattered Halls.
Me: Please rogue, use feint you are stressing my healing of the tank.
Rogue: -.-
Me: ?
Rogue: Im not a hunter nubadin....-.-
Me: ehh?? what the hell?
Rogue dies after aggroing a mob.
Rogue: Fucking nubadin healer
"leaves group"
Party: well....
Paladin tank: I have a mage!
Group: Cheer!! xD
Sometimes, pugs make me loose faith in humanity..
lol, thats a good one. It happens a lot. I have never figured out how a dpser can get mad if a healer doesn't heal him. I can see not healing from AoE damage, but from them pulling aggro it is their fault.
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shizreborn
I was playing my first warcraft character, a BE mage, when at level thirty in desolace i was wiped three times trying to kill one named npc and his guard at once, another mage came by right after i rezzed.
Mage: Want to kill him together so one of us doesn't have to wait for respawn?
Me: Sure, i keep getting killed by him and his guard.
Mage: Why don't you just sheep one?
Me: Whats Sheep?
BTW: I'm a much better mage now.
Another time i was a level 12 protection warrior in Draenor doing a quest with a level eight mage.
Me: Let me hit first so they aggro on me
Mage: Don't worry I'm a mage i can take more DMG
I still scratch my head over that one, turns out she had a level 70 pally on another server, i wonder if she bought it ....
lvl 12 prot warrior? lol if you have defense gear at that level you are doing something wrong.
And you wonder if she bought a 70? Maybe she only has 1?
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rukkia
"Sorry, left my pet on aggressive"
"Sunder Armor sucks, use taunt!"
"I have a level 70 alt on <insert other realm here>, I know what I'm talking about!"
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Most of you don't know me, but my main is a 70 hunter. As a joke, I have a few cloth pieces of gear I wear around town (chest piece, shoulders, helm). A guildie of mine asked me to come fill in the last spot for dps on a heroic Shattered Halls (they had lost a rogue).
I say sure, and switch to my main and get a summon.
The pali tank looks at me.
Tank: Are you serious?
Me: Oh no, just screwing around. (switch to my real gear)
Tank: Ah, that's better.
The next 3 pulls result in me pulling agro off of him for every mob. I start just auto shotting.
Two pulls later:
Me: Okay, I'm putting my dress back on.
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My alt is a holy priest. When I first started healing instances in outlands, I had a very interesting ramps run with a ret pali.
Me: /w tank: Hey, how did you loose agro so fast?
Tank: /w me: I got boped.
Me: /w tank: wtf...
Me: Hey pali, can I get a rez?
Pali: I can't rez. Pali's don't get that skill.
After running back:
Me: Hey, don't bop the tank anymore, it makes him loose agro.
Pali: What's bop mean?
Me: /leave group
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(While auto running into a boss.)
"Oh crap, I dropped my mouse ball."
Yeah...that was me.
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well this isnt actually something i didnt want happen...
i was in Arc and was tanking, MS tank lol rrright, well i wasnt bad, and our cc was a lil weak so the other warrior asked me "Can i have X?" and i looked at his dps gear and wondered...
so i let him do it one pull... the man was his own CC because he was that well geared and skilled... he said he was the MT for his guild and hes been through kara, gruul's, and pretty much everything else, he kicked ass... thats the kinda MS warrior i wanna be, to be a CC all by myself
by the way, when me+dps+heals killed one, he had the other down by 2/3 and wasnt below half life
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