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500 hilarious things said in an instance
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Katalliaan
Not from a dungeon I was in, but it's posted on my guild's website.
: sorry, i can not keep paying for my own repair bills but good luck
Raider has left the raid group.
: im kicking him
: yep
: YEP
: yep
Raider has been kicked out of the guild by Officer1.
Names have been changed to avoid name and shame.
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ElhonnaDS
Well...sometimes in ICC pugs, as soon as the gunship battle ends, I say:
"Quick, jump to the other ship so we can get the other chest"
Back in my Ulduar days the pug joke was "/gkick and /gquit are in a boat, /gkick falls out- who's left?"
Neither one works very often, but they're entertaining when they do.
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Dragoonman
I'm a mage most of the time when I play so I do this all the time.
Raid person: Will the mage put his buff up?
2 mins pass.
Raid person: Hello (My name) Will you please put up the intell buff!
Me: Only if you dance with me!
Raid: Lmao, wtf, lol, rofl.
Raid person: I hope you die from AIDS in a fire with cancer in a car crash. -.-
Me: Cool story bro.
Raid person begins to dance with you.
I put up the intellect buff.
Raid person: Now can we have a table?
Me: Only if you all dance with me!
Also,
Me: GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY LETS HAVE SEX!
Raid: O.o
Me: Mt!
Post by
Quilan
I was DPSing on my warrior in H AN and this was how it went:
Heals, other 2 dps and tank: "Heya" (and other normal hellos and everything).
*after first pull*
Me: "Hey, tank, why are you using a wooden plank instead of a real shield?"
Tank: "Its a shield, do you even know what your talking about?"
Me: "Uh ya, *links
Splintered Door of the Citadel
*, THAT is a shield, what you have is a wooden plank."
*links tank's
wooden plank
*
Tank: "What are you talking about? Its still a shield."
Me: /facepalm "Yes but its a level 65 item, why are you using it, your 80."
*moment of silence in party, tank was probubly thinking of an excuse*
Heals: "He has a point, i know nothing of tanking but you must have a reason for using a lvl 65 item."
Dps agree.
Tank: "I sold my shields before for cash to respec, what do you think i would do, buy a new shield on AH when i could just do a simple lvl 65 quest?"
Me: /facepalms again
*vote to kick tank and passes
Me: "Just as well, he couldn't tank a tin can if he tried, there was no reason for me to almost die on a simple to mob pull."
Heals and Dps: "Now what, I'm not waiting for a tank."
Me: "I'll Tank i guess *puts on tank gear* LEEEEEEROY JENKINS!"
them: "Oh great..."
lets just say, we got through in a record 3 min after i started tanking
Moral: Never trust a new tank who sold all shields to respec
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gabeo820
During WC outside of the instance trying to find Bohan or w/e
Me:Oh look bohan,! i heard he drops a good axe, ive been trying to get this things for awhile now
*party attacks and we kill him*
Me:*needs on it and rolls 38* "damnit!"
Retard mage:*rolls 99* "WEWT"
Me:WHAT THE F***? SINCE WHEN DO MAGES NEED 2H AXES?
Leader:Stop bein so harsh
Me:But the F*CKER STOLE THE A--*you have been kicked from the group*
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Vaeku
http://i44.tinypic.com/w1qwj7.jpg
Got to love Deadmines.
You were a bit harsh on the guy in there.I mean like some has said before WoW has a steep learning curve and its easy to get spells mixed up and such.And kicking him wouldve been one of the worst things to do.
Doesn't look like they kicked him.
And hey, at least he wasn't spamming LT to an inch of his life.
During WC outside of the instance trying to find Bohan or w/e
Me:Oh look bohan,! i heard he drops a good axe, ive been trying to get this things for awhile now
*party attacks and we kill him*
Me:*needs on it and rolls 38* "damnit!"
Retard mage:*rolls 99* "WEWT"
Me:WHAT THE F***? SINCE WHEN DO MAGES NEED 2H AXES?
Leader:Stop bein so harsh
Me:But the F*CKER STOLE THE A--*you have been kicked from the group*
While that is a crappy move, you probably shouldn't have said that you were going for the axe. ;) Either that or the other people in the group knew each other.
Post by
genericname
True story, happened on a PoS run, after 2-3 wipes on the intro trash(And after much lulz from my friend and I) Our tank said the best thing in the world.
Hunter - "Can we be serious?"
DK Tank - "the problem is I love &*!@s."
DK Tank - "and my insatiable $%^&thirst prevents me from taking anything seriously"
Proofs:
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m208/GeninNinja/rofl-1.jpg
The poster was made by me within the first 6 minutes of the tank saying these words.
Post by
dslg604t
I'm a mage most of the time when I play so I do this all the time.
Raid person: Will the mage put his buff up?
2 mins pass.
Raid person: Hello (My name) Will you please put up the intell buff!
Me: Only if you dance with me!
Raid: Lmao, wtf, lol, rofl.
Raid person: I hope you die from AIDS in a fire with cancer in a car crash. -.-
Me: Cool story bro.
Raid person begins to dance with you.
I put up the intellect buff.
Raid person: Now can we have a table?
Me: Only if you all dance with me!
That's not really funny, it's just being annoying.
Post by
nautiness
one night doing a Kara run we're all on vent.. Im tanking away and the healer lets out a blood chilling scream... then nothing.. heals stop.. raid wipes...
about 3 mins later when we all res and make it back but our main healer he comes on and says " sorry yall.. my cat was on my lap... started purring.. then flexing its claws.. and kinda snagged the package.. Once I got it unhooked I ran to the bathroom to check.. I got little holes in my sack ..."
Post by
xerae550
one night doing a Kara run we're all on vent.. Im tanking away and the healer lets out a blood chilling scream... then nothing.. heals stop.. raid wipes...
about 3 mins later when we all res and make it back but our main healer he comes on and says " sorry yall.. my cat was on my lap... started purring.. then flexing its claws.. and kinda snagged the package.. Once I got it unhooked I ran to the bathroom to check.. I got little holes in my sack ..."
If that's what I think it is..ouch..
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