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Post by
Firallon
What do you call a heard of stampeding tauren bursting through the earths crust causing unthinkable damage?
Cattleclysm
How many paladins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2. One to hold the ladder and the other to uphold the light.
I know there are a couple more I'm forgetting somewhere, but I can't remember right off the top of my head.
Post by
Tamardia
Necroing here, but it's needed.
Yo moma's so fat, that when I shadowstepped her I got a friggin load screen!
Yo moma's so fat, that when she logged in she instantly got the Explorer title!
Yo moma's so fat, you'd have to grease the portal and summon a table on the other side to get her through!
At first, it was the Black Temple but then yo fat-ass moma sat on it and now it's the Sunken Temple!
Pandas! ... What you mean it's not a joke?
Post by
gamerunknown
Why do hardcare raiders smell?
Because they never wipe.
Shamelessly stolen from Gfaqs.
Post by
ElhonnaDS
Ironically, I think Tamardia's sig is the funniest thing in his/her post.
Post by
Magician22773
Ironically, I think Tamardia's sig is the funniest thing in his/her post.
I actually thought 1 and 3 were pretty funny.
Post by
gamerunknown
Why did the warrior put Kagami on top of Asuka?
He wanted to stack tsunderes.
Post by
BlackMonarch
Q: How many Rogues does it take to kill a Paladin?
A: 2. 1 to attack, and 1 waiting in the Inn.
I don't get it.
Post by
Patty
Q: How many Rogues does it take to kill a Paladin?
A: 2. 1 to attack, and 1 waiting in the Inn.
I don't get it.
Bubble hearth....?
Post by
pnkflffytutu
Q: How many Rogues does it take to kill a Paladin?
A: 2. 1 to attack, and 1 waiting in the Inn.
I don't get it.
Bubble hearth....?
It's sad isn't it? People that came after they removed bubble hearthing have no concept of how annoying it was.
Post by
gamerunknown
If by old you mean 2002 and by new you mean 2003, I'm in complete agreement. Damn Warcraft 2 and 3! Orcs are meant to be unambiguously bad guys!
Post by
ElhonnaDS
If by old you mean 2002 and by new you mean 2003, I'm in complete agreement. Damn Warcraft 2 and 3! Orcs are meant to be unambiguously bad guys!
Shhh...if it happened before someone was old enough to remember, it didn't actually happen. Clearly, Pandarens never existed before MoP.
Post by
Dragalthor
If by old you mean 2002 and by new you mean 2003, I'm in complete agreement. Damn Warcraft 2 and 3! Orcs are meant to be unambiguously bad guys!
Shhh...if it happened before someone was old enough to remember, it didn't actually happen. Clearly, Pandarens never existed before MoP.
So the whole 'Frozen Throne' expac to WC3 was actually a figment of my imagination? My imagination must be better than I thought
Post by
331902
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Post by
json11259
Q. What do you call a masterbating tauren.
A. Beef Jerkey
Q. What do you call a tauren with no legs.
A. Ground Beef(##RESPBREAK##)8##DELIM##ElhonnaDS##DELIM##
Post by
Aeliren85
Yo momma's so fat, when I shadowstepped her I got a loading screen.
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A dwarf, an elf and a human walk into a bar and each order a beer. A fly lands into each of their drinks. The elf pushed his drink away in disgust, the human orders another, and what does the dwarf do?
He grabs the fly by the wing and shakes him, yelling: "
Spit it all out, ye bastard!
"
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A gnome walks into a bar. Ouch!
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What do you call a resto druid meleeing?
A
combat log
.
Post by
Aeliren85
Oh, just thought up another one:
In Soviet Warcraft, you no take candle, candle take YOU!
Post by
rumournz
Got this one from a wow GM:
A dwarf goes into a bar in Stormwind and orders four beers. He starts drinking them, one sip each at a time, and after about a half hour he's finished all four, pays, and leaves.
The next day he returns, doing the same thing. The bartender looks at him funny, but pours the four drinks and serves them. He drinks them the same way, until he finishes all four, pays, and leaves again.
The third day, when the dwarf returns, the barkeep can't take it anymore. "If you drink the beers one at a time, they'll all be cold and won't get flat at the end. Why do you want all four at the same time?"
The dwarf explains: I have a brother in Ironforge, one in Booty Bay, and one who lives on Theramore Isle. We can't get together as much as we want, so at the same time each day we all go to a bar and order a round. We drink 'em all and pretend we're all at a bar together".
The barkeeper nods and serves four beers. Nobody else disturbs the dwarf while he finishes off the four beers.
The next day the dwarf comes into the bar, but only orders three beers. Silence falls. Nobody at the bar can look the poor dwarf in the eye. Finally, the barkeeper walks over to try to console him. "I'm so sorry for your loss. Do you want to talk about it? tell us what happened to your fourth brother".
The dwarf looks confused for a moment, then bursts out laughing.
"It's not what you think! I just quit drinking today!"
Post by
Halftone
I was thinking more "Choo Choo!"
Post by
valkyriemacrossx
An orc, Tauren and Troll were camping by a cliff edge one night. The orc said "I hear if you jump off this cliff and say something, you will become that thing. The Tauren said "I always wanted to fly" jumped off and yelled "Bird!" The troll said "What a GULLA-BULL."
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