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200 things you don't want to hear from your healer
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"Lets play: how low can you go"
We had a pally healer play this at kara all the time, boss fights, clearing, whatever. That's back in the day when kara was hard and we were working on clearing it. usually no one died, and when tank was at 1k health he'd be healed back up ... but as a tank it wasn't a fun game to play.
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I have two bars when on my shaman, one for healing and one for soloing. :\
Nothing causes a wipe faster than, "Whoops, wrong bar." D:
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I have two bars when on my shaman, one for healing and one for soloing. :\
Nothing causes a wipe faster than, "Whoops, wrong bar." D:
I fit both on one bar. :/
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OK, this one was from me, and proof of the perils of over geared players doing instances.
SL normal.
Me, a 69 resto shammy.
Full Merciless Enhance shammy.
Blackheart the Inciter.
"*expletive* Just got totally gibbed by <other shammy>*
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itt: too much jimmy neutron humor
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There are many great ones I have said and heard over the years as a healing priest, and as DPS and a tank. Here's a selection
Halfway through Kara
Hunter: Why do you have your fishing pole equipped?
Me. Oops, was lvling fishing before, meh, didnt make a huge difference anyway...
Early days in SM:
Shaman: i saw mindflay, kick him!
Me: FYI shadowpriests can heal just fine, but anyway you're a shammy, you can heal too...
Shaman: no I can't I'm enchantment, I DPS
(I love it when shammies can't even spell their own spec)
Far too many times in awkward places with tanks who are in a hurry.
Me: guys, if you're not in LoS i can't heal you, heals don't go round corners.
<tank dies>
In ZF with 8000ms lag and 1fps
Me:guys, my latency just hit 8000ms don't start the stair event yet
Rogue: this healer sux, kick him. He's shadow anyway...
Druid: give him a break, lag healing is tricky.
Tanking AC, on
Shirrak the Deadwatcher
Me: I hate the debuff this guy does, try to use instant heals if you can please, and try to move out of the aura occasionally. otherwise your heal will never land
First words spoken by Priest in whole instance run: ok
<I die>
<rogue evasion tanks boss>
<rogue dies>
<boss dies>
Priest: sorry guys, my heal took ages to cast, dunno why
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