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Interest
What is the true meaning of the Internet?
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Trollfucious
What is the true meaning of the Internet?
Trollfucious say that the meaning of the internet, is that a person can talk to people who speak every language, belong to every religion, studied every topic, read every piece of literature and have every viewpoint, so you can show them a picture of your cat and tell them that they have relations with their mothers.
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Sas148
Oh Trollfucious... what happens when you get scared half to death, twice?
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1069282
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gamerunknown
What are the features of a fictional society would you like to inhabit? How are you attempting to make the world more like that society?
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1069282
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Interest
Is it better to troll or be trolled?
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Trollfucious
Oh Trollfucious... what happens when you get scared half to death, twice?
Trollfucious would draw a diagram, but he does not know what death looks like in a diagram.
Trollfucious say that honorable moderator should take two big things on honorable moderator's desk, and set one at each corner. Trollfucious will do it with the honorable moderator- he has set his box of tissues at one corner, and his sippy cup at the other corner. Now in between the two ends, put little things that are on your desk- little things that are not sticky and will not make a mess, and won't be hard to pick up with no fingernails because you bite them when you are nervous about the zombie shows, unless moderator does not bite his fingernails and then he can use the pennies.
Count how many little things are between the big things, and pretend those are your lifes, and when they are all used up, then you will be dead. Now wait...wait....wait...
BOO!
So now take away half of those lifes (Trollfucious knows that sounds scary, but do not be scared- they are only pretend lifes) to pretend someone scared honorable moderator half to death. Now count how many you have left. Now arrange them nice and neat...
OH NO LOOK AT THE CEILING THERE IS AN HONORABLE MASSIVE SPIDER!
Now honorable moderator has gotten scared again, and can take away half of the lifes he has left (remember they are pretend lifes, so moderator only has to be pretend scared). If honorable moderator looks, there are still lifes left, so he is still alive. Yay!
Honorable moderator must realize that when decreasing things by half, the net amount one decreases the total by when removing half a second time is also halved, and as such scaring someone half to death twice will only reduce them to 1/4 their original not-scared-to-death total lifes.
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OverZealous
Trollfucious, is this the funniest thread I have read in the last thirty days?
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Trollfucious
Thanks to the support and vindication of single wolf of many numbers, Trollfucious has chosen to continue to give non-bulk rate honor to answers in his wisdom thread. He will give normal bulk answers in other threads.
Trollfucious, will I ever find love?
Trollfucious also still looks for love on his dating profiles with his warcraft achievements. He has not found it, but he has found other things. Sometimes Trollfucious cannot find his remote, and so he has to go into the couch cushions, and under his bed and behind his television stand until he finds it. And sometimes Trollfucious finds things in the couch or under the bed when he was not looking for them, like still-wrapped hard candies that he uses to teach honorable Sas moderator about halfs, or socks or tissues or sometimes money to buy KFC value meals. Trollfucious finds many things.
Trollfucious does not know if honorable Elura with the extraneous E will find love, just as Trollfucious does not know if he will find his remote- sometimes he has to go to best buy and get a new one because he cannot find it and he thinks his honorable Mother has hidden it so that Trollfucious will get a job. Or maybe the honorable Dogfucious had buried it in the back yard.
But Trollfucious does know with great certainty that honorable EluraE will need to be looking to find it, or will need to be in the places where it could be doing other things and maybe she will trip over it and find it. If Trollfucious is not under his bed or in his couch cushions he will never find his remote, and if honorable Elura is not meeting new people and looking in case there is a love under the cushion, she will certainly not find love. So if the honorable EluraE would like to find love, Trollfucious suggest she meet people for maybe KFC, or to watch the zombie programs, or on other honorable websites like the honorable off-topic. And then she can see if someone dropped a love there.
Am I mentaly ill?
Trollfucious suggests that the honorable Tush seeks the advice of a physician. Trollfucious wisdom is not medical wisdom.(##RESPBREAK##)8##DELIM##ElhonnaDS##DELIM##
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1069282
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Trollfucious
Am I mentaly ill?
Trollfucious suggests that the honorable Tush seeks the advice of a physician. Trollfucious wisdom is not medical wisdom.
Well they tell me to ask from some one els...
Trollfucious suspects that when the honorable Tush's physician suggested a second opinion, he did not mean an opinion from a Trollfucious chicken on a website about Warcraft.
Post by
hatman555
I'm looking to take a vacation somewhere. Should I go Trollfucious?
Cheers,
Hat
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Trollfucious
What are the features of a fictional society would you like to inhabit? How are you attempting to make the world more like that society?
Trollfucious would like it if there were more zombie programs on the television, even though he gets nervous and bites his nails. He gives all the zombie programs five stars on the honorable Netflix to convey that he would like this to change. Trollfucious would also like more KFC's so that he does not have to ride his bike so far when his honorable mother will not drive him, and so he spends money there and hopes they will have enough from it to open a store closer.
Trollfucious would also like all of the world to share honor, and love, and caring, and laughter and wisdom, and so he comes to the honorable off-topic to share his wisdom and caring and love and to make laughter.
Trollfucious also thinks that society should have more puppies, but he cannot do anything about that because honorable mother has taken Dogfucious to the honorable veterinarian so that Dogfucious cannot make any puppyfuciouses, because honorable mother says that she does not want to deal with any more noisy animals. Honorable mother has a noise intolerance.
Trollfucious also painted honorable mother's house red, because he likes red and thinks that society should have more red in it.
These are the things that Trollfucious does to make society more like ideal fictional Trollfucious society.
Is this real life or is this just fantacy cought in a landslide?
WHY IS THE HONORABLE TUSH POSTING IN THE OFF TOPIC IF HE IS IN A LANDSLIDE! Trollfucious say Tush should run, and should call the 911 and be safe. Trollfucious will donate his allowance to the honorable Red Cross this month so that the honorable Tush can be saved from his landslide.
Is it better to troll or be trolled?
Trollfucious say that it is not good to be a troll, and is much better to be a Trollfucious. Trolls live under bridges where it is wet and there is noise from the cars, but a Trollfucious can live in his honorable mother's basement where there is air conditioning, and cable and a little refrigerator with Fanta in it. Warcraft trolls do not have very good posture, and Trollfucious thinks posture is important. And Trollfucious heard a girl on the warcraft say once that it would be dangerous to date a troll because she'd get stabbed, and then she laughed, but Trollfucious did not think it was funny if trolls had history of domestic violence.
Trollfucious does not think it is good to do trolling either, and it better to do Trollfucianing. Trolls get people mad, and use swear words, and say mean things, and they talk about Hitler ALL THE TIME. Trollfucious spreads honor and wisdom and love, and mostly talks about KFC and Dogfucious, and sometimes about zombie programs.
And for someone to be trolled is unpleasant- they cry or hit their keyboard and then their caps lock gets stuck and so their posts look silly. But when people are Trollfucianed, they smile =D
So it is not good to troll OR be trolled. It is only good to Trollfucian and be Trollfucianed =D
Trollfucious, is this the funniest thread I have read in the last thirty days?
Trollfucious would like to think so =D
I'm looking to take a vacation somewhere. Should I go Trollfucious?
Cheers,
Hat
Trollfucious has a hard time comprehending this, as he has seen that the honorable moderator of hats has done nothing but be on vacation for many weeks. However, if the honorable moderator is allowed to be off for more time, Trollfucious suggests a vacation to Trollfucia- it is not too cold now, and there are many buxom women from whom to choose a wife. They have many KFC's, also.(##RESPBREAK##)16##DELIM##asakawa##DELIM##The honourable Trollfucious should be advised that there is an edit button provided to allow the additions of informative addenda to their honourable posts. Trollfucious may also find their wisdom is increased by the knowledge that more than one quote can be added to a single post, thus removing the necessity to double (or
triple
) post.
Post by
ElhonnaDS
Trollfucious- where is "Trollfucia"?
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Trollfucious
Trollfucious- where is "Trollfucia"?
South Jersey.
Post by
Nathanyal
I've heard many things about Jersey, is it as bad as they portray it in TV? I hear they have this thing called a "snooki" and it sounds scary.
Post by
Trollfucious
I've heard many things about Jersey, is it as bad as they portray it in TV? I hear they have this thing called a "snooki" and it sounds scary.
Trollfucia is constantly under siege by the rest of Jersey. We have erected a sturdy fence and gate in order to deter them from invading our territory, and Trollfucuious has a "Beware of Dogfucious" sign he put on the fence so that they would know not to invade. We must trade with Jersey for the KFC, the Fanta, internet and electricity for the warcraft and to talk to trollfucious's new friends in the honorable off-topic, and other things. Trollfucia has few natural resources, and all that is manufactured here are honorable mother's potholders and Trollfucious's prized collection of assembled themed Lego sculptures (but the Lego sculptures will not be sold because they are important cultural artwork of Trollfucia), so we still must have trade with South Jersey. But Trollfucia maintains its independence with the vigor of a boisterous gerbil, and will not be annexed.
On Trollfucia's national holiday, which happens to fall on March 23rd which is also the birthday of Trollfucious, we have a state sponsored hunt of the infamous Snooki, as a sign of our willingness to cooperate with our Jersey neighbors when dealing with natural disasters, despite the aggression of their "us post office" infiltration teams. Trollfucious and Dogfucious will go to Jersey, abiding by their oppressive "leash laws" that kill Dogfucious's spirit, and search for the Snooki with the traditional weapon of the hunt- Trollfuicous's Authentic Licensed Star Wars Extendable Light Saber with Real Working Swoosh Sounds. This national hunt has been a tradition for several years, and finds its roots in honorable mother's request that Trollfucious "Play Outside" while she make the party for his birthday and the national holiday. Trollfucious hopes that he will catch the Snooki this year, so that next year he can have a new tradition of staying inside and watching his zombie programs instead.
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