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Morec0
"The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. What is it?"
A backpack...
I am so dead...
Post by
Worldflayer
A map.
At least I won't get lost...
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Orranis
A very large lamp, going from the ground rought up to my chin. Picking it up, it's not very well balanced, but at least it's perfect zombie-smashing size.
On second thought, I'll keep with hiding in an abandoned missile silo.
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donnymurph
An empty bottle of beer. So I could KO one zombie by smashing it over their head. Then I can use it as a shank to kill all the other zombies.
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donnymurph
Half full bottle of beer. Might hurt the zombies a bit more when I hit them with it.
Post by
Pwntiff
A mason jar. It might inconvenience them slightly.
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donnymurph
Mobile phone. If I was Lebanese I could call my cousins with it. But I'm not, so I guess I'll just have to do a Russel Crowe.
Post by
Morec0
"The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. What is it?"
A wall...
... F*ck.
Post by
denjerre
A water bottle. Yes!
Zombies are burned by water, right?
Right?
Post by
Gnoktish
Lets see... A small lamp, a side table, my cousin's wooden sword, ash tray, an unused computer monitor... and a mirror.....
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donnymurph
A can of anti-perspirant deodorant. It's Lynx Excite. (Axe Excite if you don't live in Australia). The thick stench should be enough to ward them off.
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donnymurph
A watch. And notes on how to get to a country town on public transport, scribbled on a notepad.
Always good to maintain a healthy sense of time. But I doubt public transport will be running for long after the zombie invasion, and I'm pretty sure a country town is the last place I'd want to be.
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