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An elephant points a gun at you... what do you do?
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Post by
Laihendi
You are leaving the circus. A vendor is selling elephants for $0.25 each. You reach into your pocket. You have $8.43. You buy 33 elephants. You now have $0.18 left.
You see someone driving out of the parking lot with your car. You check your pockets, the keys are gone. You get on an elephant and begin to chase your car. The other 32 elephants follow. You continue chasing the man who stole your car for the next 71 days. You are now in the Canadian tundra. You lost track of the thief several days before.
There hasn't been a restaurant in sight for 3 days. You kill one of the elephants for food. You kill a second elephant to provide the other elephants with food. The elephants you killed were Edward and Laura. They were little Joe's parents. Joe is now an orphan. Joe hates you. You now have 31 elephants left.
You pull out your binoculars and look into the distance. You see a fire, and what appears to be your car nearby. You are now back on the thief's trail. To reduce the distance between you two, you travel through the night. The next morning you approach his camp. He sees you. He pulls out a gun. You trample him with an elephant as he shoots. He hits the elephant. It dies. The gun is knocked out of sight. You each pull out a tusk to use as swords. You begin to duel. You kill the man. You turn around to get in your car and drive home. Joe is standing in front of you with the gun pointed at you.
What do you do?
Post by
HiVolt
Tell yourself "It's okay, I'm just trippin' balls."
Post by
Septimus
Question how the elephant is even holding the gun.
Post by
cheezedood21
You begin speaking with Joe:
"What do you think you're doing, Joe?"
"You... you... you're the reason my parents are dead!"
"I DID WHAT WAS NECESSARY, JOE."
"YOU FED ME MY OWN MOTHER. HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? I HATE YOU."
"WE ALL HAD TO MAKE SACRIFICES, JOE. AND YOUR FATHER WAS DELICIOUS."
Post by
Haxzor
I'd probably settle things with a game of Monopoly, I'd be the Racecar obviously.
Post by
Laihendi
Question how the elephant is even holding the gun.
He picked it up sometime after it was knocked out of the car-thief's hands.
Post by
Septimus
Question how the elephant is even holding the gun.
He picked it up sometime after it was knocked out of the car-thief's hands.
No, I mean, how does it manage to physically hold the gun?
Post by
Laihendi
With its paws/hands/feet/whatever you call them.
Post by
Neffy
I spent 10 minutes looking for a cartoon photo of an elephant holding a gun, but I couldn't find one. So you can all suffer with this picture I made in paint.
http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/6176/laihendi.jpg
Post by
Laihendi
I spent 10 minutes looking for a cartoon photo of an elephant holding a gun, but I couldn't find one. So you can all suffer with this picture I made in paint.
http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/6176/laihendi.jpg
That is silly.
Post by
Neffy
I spent 10 minutes looking for a cartoon photo of an elephant holding a gun, but I couldn't find one. So you can all suffer with this picture I made in paint.
http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/6176/laihendi.jpg
That is silly.
Well quite frankly I think you're silly.
Post by
Laihendi
Joe's a cutie.
Post by
Laihendi
Evan won't like you anymore because he'll think you're
gay
.
Post by
Laihendi
Back on topic... what would you do?
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Post by
Laihendi
That's what Laihendi said...
Post by
Septimus
Actually you have 31 elephants left, not 30. You bought 33, and killed two. Joe still counts as an elephant, even if he hates you.
One gets shot by the thief.
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