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TheMediator
* If you think about The Game, you Lose The Game.
* You just lost The Game.
* When one claims that they have Won The Game, they actually think of The Game, in turn making them lose The Game.
* Whenever you Win The Game, you automatically Lose The Game. (see above)
* You cannot say, "I meant to Lose." No one EVER intends to Lose The Game.
* Upon Losing The Game, one must announce to humanity that they have, in fact, Lost The Game.
* If you are asked about The Game, you MUST explain The Rules of The Game.
* There is no such thing as a winning streak in The Game.
* Once informed of The Rules of The Game, you cannot stop playing The Game.
* Destroying the Death Star will not make the game go away.
* Wearing your hair in a style like your favorite manga hero will not make the game go away, no matter how ridiculous the hairstyle.
* The only escape other than alzheimers or amnesia that has been hypothesized is death, however no conclusion has been found as no one has come back to tell the tale. Experimenting on whether or not dying causes one to completely Lose the Game is not advisable as death seems to be permanent. Another way to escape the Game is to have multiple personalities, and whenever one thinks of The Game, use one of the others.
* The appropriate response to being told you've lost the game is "SON OF A ^&*!@! I'VE LOST THE GAME!"
* Reading this article results in immediate Loss of The Game.
* Thus whoever is the last person in the entire world to read this article, or has passed away without doing so is a winner of the game. This provides a significant catch to people who have never been paid for their suffering or were losers, when all humanity is gathered they can say they WON THE GAME, that everyone was playing. See everybody wins, even if you don't know it. Which is the purpose of the game and why it was created.
* That person will have lost the ultimate game, life (refer to previous rule)
Post by
Yukazi
I fear that, when I get older, I will forget how to breath and die. =(
Post by
Queggy
I am in your thread, defying your rules TheMediator. Specifically this one-
* Once informed of The Rules of The Game, you cannot stop playing The Game.
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Lusky
None of these worked...
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Post by
TheMediator
you are now BLINKING manually
similarly annoying
You now have "The Final Countdown" stuck in your head
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU
That wouldn't have worked if my roommate hadn't been watching this earlier today. Ughh...
BTW the blinking one fails utterly.
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Sagramor
You know have the Barbie Girl song stuck in your head.
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Post by
Laihendi
You all have the theme song from "Doug" stuck in your head.
NOOOOOOOO
edit: queggy, I just realized that I can't report you any more....
Is Queggy.. a mod?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Lusky
These still aren't working...
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Lusky
Me!
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