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mudfish
I'd have mod powers.
And
this
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Toldry
Shapeshifting powers.
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Queggy
Nightcrawler > all.
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twsX
Plain and simple: Flying. <3
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Noxychu
I would be, Awesome Man.
I'd fly around the world fighting crime, according to my Awesome plan.
And if I saw criminals trying to lie, hurting other people and making them cry.
I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome van.
Cause I would be Awesome Man.
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twsX
I would be, Awesome Man.
I'd fly around the world fighting crime, according to my Awesome plan.
And if I saw criminals trying to lie, hurting other people and making them cry.
I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome van.
Cause I would be Awesome Man.
:D
If i could be a super hero, i would be drug free boy.
Telling the world of the evils of drugs, and all of the lives they destroy.
And all of the junkies getting so high with their needles and bongs and their sticks made of thai.
As i burn them alive and i would squeal with joy.
Cause I would be drug free boy.
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MyTie
Chuck Norris powers.Nuff said.
I new someone idiot was gonna say this.
It was funny 6 years ago. That's over half a decade of dead horse beating. Think about 2191 days of people using and reusing this tired old joke incessantly. If people would leave it alone, and use it spareingly, it would
still
be funny. But you vultures can't leave it alone, can you?
Here's an exercise for you. Go to a third grade classroom and tell a mildly humerous joke. Everyone will laugh, and then nearly immediately one of the kids will restate the punchline. Then, another kid will tell the first part of the joke for emphasis. Then, another kid will think it's so funny, he will retell it. In fact, all day long the kids will tell it over and over again.
If you still have use a Chuck Norris joke, you will never be funny. Ever.
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MyTie
Thats a little harsh. I laugh at people who make Chuck Norris jokes all the time.
By that rational, Chuck Norris jokes are being made "all the time". Some are humerous, maybe even a tad clever,
seldom.
this idiocy:
Chuck Norris powers.Nuff said.is what my comment is directed at
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Slimda
Said before, but.
Shapeshifting abilities. Wanna be a woman for five minutes? Sure. Wanna be a dragon? No problem! Feel like flying like a bird? Go right ahead.
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Slimda
Thats a little harsh. I laugh at people who make Chuck Norris jokes all the time.
By that rational, Chuck Norris jokes are being made "all the time". Some are humerous, maybe even a tad clever,
seldom.
this idiocy:
Chuck Norris powers.Nuff said.is what my comment is directed at
Reread what he said. He said he's laughing
at
people making those jokes. :P
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MyTie
I would want the power to influence people's minds at my discression. Not weak, temporary, jedi tricks. I'm talking about the mass influence of society. Think Joseph Stalin. That's power.
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