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Post by
Adamsm
Well you did share your bed with your army guy a few weeks ago lol.
Post by
Azazel
You can't reject all the boys and be pregnant. Unless you had an incident of sorts...
Or she used a public toilet!
Or someone snuck into her room at night...
And drugged her? If I would do that I would certainly use protection... DNA for the lulz.
Just clean up when you're done.
You sound like a true pro. :P
Post by
OverZealous
And what do you tell her?
That it was a big hairy male stripper and that I was drunk and I'm so sorry and would she be so kind as to watch the baby well I go collect my welfare checks.
That would be awesome.
Post by
Atik
You can't reject all the boys and be pregnant. Unless you had an incident of sorts...
Or she used a public toilet!
Or someone snuck into her room at night...
And drugged her? If I would do that I would certainly use protection... DNA for the lulz.
Just clean up when you're done.
You sound like a true pro. :P
I wish... Maybe then I could get some.
Post by
Jubilee
She doesn't know you're gay? (Or was it bisexual?)
To be honest I don't really know. At one point in my life I thought I was in love with a guy. I haven't fallen for any since though. And yes she knows, that's kind of the joke.
Post by
Patty
You sound like a true pro. :P
He is. :(
Post by
Azazel
You can't reject all the boys and be pregnant. Unless you had an incident of sorts...
Or she used a public toilet!
Or someone snuck into her room at night...
And drugged her? If I would do that I would certainly use protection... DNA for the lulz.
Just clean up when you're done.
You sound like a true pro. :P
I wish... Maybe then I could get some.
... I wasn't part of this officer.
Post by
OverZealous
First-hand experience, Patty?
Post by
Interest
The first 5 minutes made me lawl hard.
Post by
240140
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Patty
First-hand experience, Patty?
I hope not. :/
So this guy who wrote to me on FB about how sexy I am (derp) decided to draw me.. without clothes...
WHAT? I'm laughing... but you know like, in disbelief.
Post by
Azazel
So this guy who wrote to me on FB about how sexy I am (derp) decided to draw me.. without clothes...
WAT.
Post by
Adamsm
Lol, that's bad; hopefully it won't end up on the web.
Post by
Azazel
So this guy who wrote to me on FB about how sexy I am (derp) decided to draw me.. without clothes...
Seriously. WTF. I'm speechless.
Post by
OverZealous
So this guy who wrote to me on FB about how sexy I am (derp) decided to draw me.. without clothes...
That is... disturbing
Post by
240140
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
OverZealous
Lol, that's bad; hopefully it won't end up on the web.
Well who cares, he doesn't know what I look like naked so whatever.
Or so you think
Post by
Azazel
That's one I would tell to back the ^&*! off... He's got serious issues.
Post by
Jubilee
Did he already do it or was he telling you that he wanted to draw you?
Either way he's a meaniehead
Post by
Patty
Lol, that's bad; hopefully it won't end up on the web.
Well who cares, he doesn't know what I look like naked so whatever.
Ew, horrible thought.
If you do let him down at any point, or even if not, he's still going to have that to either fap to, or compare you to.Sorry, I'm supposed to be cheering you up. If only vent weren't sabotaging me. :(
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