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Post by
mindthegap5
Has anyone ever thought of watching movies backwards?
Like Godzilla, the heart warming tale of a dinosaur putting a city back together and then moonwalking into the sea.
Or 911, the story of 2 buildings giving birth to planes which then moonfly to airports.
Or The Lord of the Rings backwards is the story of a mentally challenged Hobbit who overcomes his disability by retrieving his finger — and a golden ring — from the depths of a sinister volcano. As an act of gratitude, he moonwalks the lands in order to save people’s lives by pulling swords out of their bodies. The Hobbits then spend the rest of their days in the peaceful countryside.
Post by
donnymurph
First day back at work after holidays. Was an okay day, except for some arsehole who took a dump on the floor, then urinated in it, then walked in it.
I'm a cleaner at a shopping centre you see.
Also today was the first day that I've had real bad cigarette cravings, presumably because I was at work so I didn't have as many things available to distract me from them.
Post by
Thror
This makes me laugh really, really hard. It also makes me cry because of the stupidity of some people.
So every time i tank, i actually possess the entire group!
OH SHI~
Post by
donnymurph
This makes me laugh really, really hard. It also makes me cry because of the stupidity of some people.
I read about 3 paragraphs, thought it sounded like a load of crap, looked at the size of the scroll bar, though "F*cked if I'm reading all that", scrolled about halfway down, saw something about the Devil raping Rihanna and covering her with his semen, lol'd and closed the tab.
Post by
mindthegap5
Is it me or does Stphen Merchant look like hes going to jump out of the picture and kill me on every picture taken of him. He smiles like a creep.
Post by
Haxzor
I hate fat lebs
Post by
Bruunpala
I hate fat lebs
Inorite... want them skinny ones.
Post by
149406
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Post by
Bruunpala
So the
chat
on Kongregate is kinda stupid...
Post by
mindthegap5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G89aIQDlbB4
Post by
Thror
So the
chat
on Kongregate is kinda stupid...
Lolwhat. I've had worse.
Post by
Bruunpala
So the
chat
on Kongregate is kinda stupid...
Lolwhat. I've had worse.
Pics or it didnt happen =P
Post by
Bruunpala
Also I'm having driving lessons today. Gonna try driving on ice and @#$% =D
Post by
Thror
The chats that used to be on Shoddy Battle were pretty bad too.
Post by
donnymurph
This
has gone viral in Australia.
The fat kid is a champ. Apparently he has been bullied his whole life.
Post by
Cyonisper
This
has gone viral in Australia.
The fat kid is a champ. Apparently he has been bullied his whole life.
Hats off to him, It gives me a sence of happiness to see a jack ass get dropped.
Lucky for the bullies I grew up with, I left the public school system before I became a Black Belt =P
Post by
LookOut
Apparently it's "International Blackadder status day" on Facebook or something. It implies copying a Blackadder quote in your status.
Here's mine:
"They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head."
Post by
donnymurph
The day has already been and gone in Australia, but I did it anyway.
"You don't look like Charlie Chaplin, Baldric. You don't have a moustache."
"No, Sir. But I have this - a dead slug."
Post by
Adamsm
Blarg, well there we go, iPod all fixed up with my songs on it.
Post by
donnymurph
Good stuff. Nothing worse than a scrambled iPod.
Except no food and water.
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