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200 Things You Don't Want to Hear From DPS Classes
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Daverrd
*group enters Mana Tombs*
Me: *pulls aggro*
Healer: *puts on lvl 1 greys and uses rank 1 heals*
Me: *dies*
Group: *wipes*
Me: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU! PUT ON YOUR OTHER GEAR AND HEAL PROPERLY!
Healer: What's healing?
Me: WTF! ARE F*!@ING SERIOUS!
Healer: Seriously what's healing?
Me: *kicks healer from group*
Me: F*@#ing idiot
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sammion
Me being a 70 MM hunter on kara, 70 something nelf dr00d(feral)
1 pally (cant remme what spec, ret i bet), lock, mage, DK and dr00d...and whoever else...
Me: We need heals, dr00d you heal...
Dr00d: I can't heal you moron, im feral with feral gear...im tanking
Me: Well we need heals and you're a druid...at least buff
Dr00d: stfu you fa**ot, like you know what you're talking about...
Me:...(We had already wiped on maiden or w/e) (accidently shoots maiden, we wipe...i res, run off laughing)...
Umm? Who was in the wrong? cuz i dont know all that well, only havng a 32 druid myself...bwa haha...
I put him on ignore after that...
If he was in feral gear, and feral spec, and brought in to be a tank, you cant expect him to heal. feral makes his healing worthless, plus you (or whoever made the group) asked him to tank.
edit for response to topic: true story,
tank: giving out assignments "soandso heals suchandsuch, hunter you misdirect triangle to me on 3."
hunter: "misdirects? whats it do."
tank: "...read the tooltip? you mean you never used it?" (this hunter has t6 and equiv)
hunter: " i cant find it, is it a talent? because i'm already specced SV"
tank: " ...seriously?"
he never trained for it when he hit 70. So after having him go get training, because were a super patient guild, we got this gem.
tank: "ok, on 3 go. one, two..."
hunter: "theres 5 of them, which 3 should I misdirect?"
he didn't raid with us after that.
IIRC, Misdirect + Multishot = 3 aggro on the Misdirect target, so it makes a little bit of sense... still, he should have remembered the whole "Misdirect the Triangle" bit.
Here's mine: Deadmines, we had just beat VanCleef. I'm a hunter with a pet set on follow still out, when we decide to jump down and kill Cookie and avoid a few mobs.
Well... We do, and my pet decides to run down the way we just came and around the ship, bringing about 5 - 6 Defias into our fight with Cookie.
as for the thing you don't want to hear: "Oh crap, I think my pet just went around the ship."
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airtonix
Grulls lair, i used vanish and stoped dps, Grull is on 7%, both tanks die i turn evasion and tank grull till death, he is down.....
after few seconds....
Razendor has been kicked from guild by Dorian
Smanik has been kicked from guild by Dorian
and the in /g all players LOL
warriors l2tank
That didnt happen. There is no way that you could have evasion-tanked Gruul for 7% of his life.
http://www.wowinsider.com/2008/05/20/the-tanking-rogue-strikes-again-5-mans-gruul/
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=73hjs5t4BQ0
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Interest
"Oh crap my bow broke."
*switches to Rhok'delar.*
I still did practically top dps in the heroic VH run I was doing despite this... (maybe hunters do deserve the uber-nerf after all).
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"ran outta ammo lol"
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rontto
Tale of Mage:
*Need on plate*
*Mage wins*
Tank: WTF? I need that!
Mage: Me too!
Tank:Wtf, idiotic ninja, write a ticket right now ffs!
Mage: Why? You make me scared
Tank: why did you need?
Mage: For selling it of course, dumbie
Whole group: /facepalm + ignore
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maximusi
here is one of mine i was the tank.
hunter:hey you know i can take these i can tank!
me:go do what you wanna do...
*hunter charges at a mob*
aaaaaah im taking all aggro help me!
healer:omg you cant tank your a hunter!
hunter:i know i was kidding....
a few minutes later...
hunter: i can tank these!
*hunter charges at mob and he starts running in circles while the mob follows him*
me:dude you cant tank! tanks dont run when they get aggro!
healer:omg you cant tank your a hunter!
hunter:i know i was kidding....
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