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Dumbest Super Powers
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Malgayne
There are plenty of REAL WORLD superpowers that are just as silly.
Take, for example,
Captain Novolin
—a video game superhero whose superpower is diabetes.
That's it. His only superpower is in fact an incurable medical condition. He is LESS of a superhero than say, me.
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
'nuff said
Post by
minichris502
The power to make everyone
lose the game
!
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465729
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Lecks
The power to instantly correct spelling and grammar all over the internet.
The power to talk to tapeworms, but only when they're inside you.
The power to open doors slightly faster than anyone else (not entirely useless if you're trying to escape from a building).
The power to make grass grow by simply looking at it.
Post by
Adamsm
Being immortal... but not having endless youth, so you just grow older and older and older till eventually your a living skeleton.
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HiVolt
The power to turn into a tree at will. Not a tree that can walk, move, or do anything that a non-tree can do. You just turn into a tree.
Post by
Adamsm
Heh, something like this?
Post by
HiVolt
Heh, something like this?
Yeah, except you can't see or hear either. You're just a tree.
Post by
Orranis
The power... Of you.
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157599
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Post by
MyTie
There are plenty of REAL WORLD superpowers that are just as silly.
Take, for example,
Captain Novolin
—a video game superhero whose superpower is diabetes.
That's it. His only superpower is in fact an incurable medical condition. He is LESS of a superhero than say, me.
The site says he can stomp enemies if you hold down. Can you do that? I didn't think so.
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311976
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Post by
v3rgil
the power to make you eat cheese cookies and ketchap
Post by
Salami
I would have the power to make the most sexy movie
Ever.
Post by
Dementuim
The ability of blatant blandness!
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