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200 worst reasons a player wont ress you?
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midori
I was on a PuG attunement run for a friend the other day and we needed another. We had a druid whose rez was down and I ended up accidentally pulling aggro and dying. I asked the shadow priest we'd ended up taking out of boredom/desperation and I was told I could only get a rez if I'd stop out DPSing him.
I thought he was joking, but he wasn't. I had to wand for a bit.
Yeah, seriously, wtf?
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mgp84
I know that it has nothing to do with this but I have to post it on n00bness count.
"Hunter X - MD Maulgar to Main Tank"
"Hunter Y - MD the Healer to OT2"
"Hunter Z - MD the Warlock to OT3"
"Ready: PULL"
"OT3: Why am I tanking three mobs at once?"
Dies.
Raid Wypes.
"Hunter X: What is Misdirrect?"
"Hunter Y: What was my target again?"
True Heroe: Hunter Z
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Kerminator
54 Holy Pally (me)
55 Rogue
55 Mage
56 Ret Pally
70 Rogue
Was in BRD last night on my 53 Holy Pally 'trying' to heal a group w/o a real tank. 70 Rogue thought he could tank. Anywho me and the other pally die b/c they don't understand that at those levels Holy Pallies don't have full plate gear to heal(I was in cloth and leather, but had +350 healing). So any aggro I get needs to get taken off quick, as I am squishy with no Fade/PW:Shield. Just a bubble with a long ass cooldown.
We start to run back, and I said bio break, brb.
I come back and I ask for a res. Ret Pally says, 'You're the healer, so you're the resser.'
I said that's fine. You're a pally too, can heal yourself from now on...
"Retadin would like to resurrect you."
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Post by
ShellyBelly
This happened on a runthrough.
Shaman: WTF YOU DIED?!?!?!?!
Me: Yea, got a bit too much aggro, and you were killing the boss... can you rez.
Shaman: NO NOOB RUN BACK THIS IS A RUNTHROUGH I NEED ALL MY MANA TO CONSERVE TIME NOW START RUNNING.
Like, what the $%^&?
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121696
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Post by
Simmi
Quite a few teams queue up for the arena in Nagrand, so as to avoid the laggy battlemaster areas. Whenever one of my teams decides to do this, we end up picking fights with the alliance trying to do the same. But sometimes we end up picking fights... with the horde.
You see, if you mount up and fly near the arena in nagrand, you sometimes come back and land with the FFA tag still on you. This means you're open to attack from either faction.
Wall of text inc.
A certain merciless gladiator warrior who's name will go unmentioned recently did this, while I was sitting around in stealth by my team. He had been queuing for 2v2s with his paladin friend. My team had all gone for a smoko, but I thought the hell with it, I was going to give this a shot. The paladin was airborne on his mount, and I prayed to a random deity that he'd be AFK. I went ahead and jumped the warrior, but to my horror the paladin promptly landed. I was about to run over to him and vanish>sap, before I noticed that after landing and dismounting he remained standing in the one spot, not doing anything, not even healing his arena partner who I was halfway through issuing a severe schooling to. I cautiously turned my focus back to the warrior once more, and after a relatively short amount of time he lay dead... and I didn't.
What happened next still makes me laugh to this day. The paladin healed me.
It turns out the paladin didn't expect his friend to lose. When he did, the paladin
refused to resurrect him
as he just couldn't believe that his arena partner, a merciless gladiator MS warrior, had just lost to a rogue on even grounds. I thought someone ought to tell him that ARPrep rogues aren't exactly warrior bait, but I wasn't about to. I was too busy hunched over my keyboard cracking up over what had just happened.
... and kids, that is how babies are made. Wait... what?
Omg! n00b pala not helping m8 xD
(no offence to all you other great healadins! :p)
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Post by
NIKKO9393
IM shadowed specced ^^
plus i dont have 10 sec my dad will kill me"!
lawl
Post by
Samuno
I met a level 70 Holy Paladin who hasn't learned Rezzurection. And I know that is a fact. Because he is also one of my best friends *next door neighbor* and I looked through his thing and no rez. He finally said that during Kara... -.-
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