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Slimda
Where the heck are you guys playing? Tell me, so that I'll NEVER roll on those servers..
I've had idiots, but please, there's a limit to how stupid people actually are...
Post by
ruleofthumb
"Why the hell would I use Blessing of Sacrifice when you're fighting a boss? F*cking noob pugs..."
Said by a Paladin during a PuG Maiden fight.
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DrakeLord
Oh. I also remember another time in Z'F.
I think it was me, a pally, a mage, a hunter, and warlock.
The pally was prot, and was gonna tank. I'm kitty and was gonna heal. =/
So our second pull in, I'm already oom (at 50 I only have like 2.5k mana and 100 crap spirit >_<), and we're all dying, so I say
"Why don't I tank and you heal?"
"Sure"
Now it's going way more smoothly. The pally has a larger mana pool, and I take less damage (I was 50, she was 44 or something. Maybe 46)
Later on the hunter had to leave for some reason or another, so a holy priest gets put into the group. Woo! The pally goes back to tanking and I can DPS til my kitty heart's content.
About 2 minutes in I realize I still have BoK on when I'd prefer BoM, just for a bit more zing in my damage.
Me: "Can I get BoMight?"
Pally: "I'm prot. I don't have that"
Me: "What do you mean you don't have it? All pallies have it."
Pally: "I only trained Holy and Protection abilities. I don't do Ret."
/facepalm
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Lywen
*said by me to another hunter in an instance a while back (he did this during a boss fight too)*
Sephisloth: Dude, Why are you meleeing??
Hunter: I need to get my polearm skill up.
Sephisloth: ><
Oh and another fun story:
I was in BRD farming for some gear (I never want to see the damn place again). We had a level 60 warrior to tank for us. Name was Hordesith or something. Well my friend was a druid and was healing for us. he went afk for a while right before the arena event. So, he eventually comes back and is running to us. At this point Mr. Warrior runs in and starts it. We are all yelling to wait but he doesn't listen. The gates close and the healer is stuck outside. In chat all of us are going "Oh no, healer is outside!!!" "*various profanities*". So (you guessed it) we all wipe except for the uninvolved healer. There are assorted "..." and "/facepalm" going through chat then in all caps the tank yells "WHERES THE HEALER?????". My friend and I started laughing extremely hard (we were on the phone) He started whispering my friend getting angry at him and then began to whisper me to boot my friend etc. In the end I booted him and we found a new guy :P. "WHERES THE HEALER???" has been our running joke for a long time :P.
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That was ME! LOL. No seriously. I was in BRD as a noob and I just got a new polearm and was lvling it up. But we did have a level 60 with us. :P
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rukkia
WSG - Defending our warrior flagcarrier with my hunter, I see him slowly going down even though I've wingclipped/conc shot everything nearby. He's dying of DoTs... while being escorted by THREE shadowpriests...
/bg Heal fc, he's dotted.
SP1: I don't heal.
SP2: My gear is +spelldam
SP3 has left the raid.
I have a festering hatred of the Hellscream server due to this, all three priests were from there. >:-o I picked up the flag when the warrior went down, then the warrior /afk'd out. I hate PUG Warsong Gulch.
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Blagard
In the end I booted him and we found a new guy :P. "WHERES THE HEALER???" has been our running joke for a long time :P.
something similar happened when i was helping a couple people through strat, it was me (70 warrior), my friend brian (70 rogue), my other friend (60 hunter) and a 62 pallidan..
needless to say in strat i was Sweeping stikes, Whirlwind tanking cause there were too many, and my orc is very noticable (probably the only one still wearing high warlord shoulders) and we were on baron with like 5 mins left to start before he killed the girl
during 2 of those 5 the pally keeps saying "Wheres the Tank! where is he? we've got 'x' time left!" when i was standing infront of him with my big noticable shoulders
i didnt know they made WoW in Brail format...
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