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Hilarious/sad/stupid/pathetic/noobish moments in WoW
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DaFuriOne
Oh wait... got some for ya.
A hunter in my guild (who shall remain nameless, only because he's a guildie and as GM I am required to be at least SEMI-respectful of him) was in Kara his first night, and he's told to "Misdirect onto the tank" and without missing a beat, he replies "WTF is misdirect?"
For some reason we KEEP bringing him on raids (I'd rather see him smothered in his sleep personally), and we're in Gruul's getting to do the Maulgar pull and the dumbass pulls out his (get this) LEVEL 55 PET. Of course this happens while Im taking a pee break, so I come back to bosses slaying everyone and everything and Im like "WTF?"... When I found out he did that I was THIS close to just booting him from teh guild entirely :P
Same huntard, different Kara run: He pulls Nightbane with his pet for NO DISCERNABLE REASON. We're all left stunned at the sheer stupid radiating from him... but we press on and we're up on our way to Curator and during a trash pull a few people die (stupid ghost thingies), when we're all rezzed up like, I dunno, 3 minutes later we continue up the stairs and we hear on Vent: "wait up guys, I was playing Halo 3"... Oh if only you could have read Officer chat at THAT moment... :P
That boy must take a big ol bowl of stupid every morning or something. AND as if to add insult to injury, his voice on vent... check youtube for 'Planet Unicorn', and he's got the exact same voice & accent as Cadillac the unicorn, so listening to him yammer on in Vent we're all trying not to bust out laughing at him.
*sigh* the things I do as GM, I tell ya.
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justgiz
This moment happened when i was pvping in hellfire peninsula. I flew over to one of the towers to fine some alliance having a duel. i landed and waited for them to end. once they finished i took 2 steps in and one shot the looser with a arcane shot. Noobs dueling while pvp flagged. still cant get over how funny that was.
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Goose
This moment happened when i was pvping in hellfire peninsula. I flew over to one of the towers to fine some alliance having a duel. i landed and waited for them to end. once they finished i took 2 steps in and one shot the looser with a arcane shot. Noobs dueling while pvp flagged. still cant get over how funny that was.
When I feel in a bad mood, I always like to do that... it's great fun (well, for me at least, porabably not for the poor bastard who gets killed...)
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Grizhak
I had some arabian guy as a warrior tank in Sethekk Halls (I think the healer was bulgarian or something, he couldn't speak much english or understand it properly). Anyways, after some wipes and stuff we got to the last boss. Here is when things really started. After carefully explaining the tactic used for the boss in as simple terms as I could the healer said "go go go go" (first time he said something) and I thought "wow, he can talk! But the warrior just stood there, saying nothing. After about 5 minutes he said "cant find my dictionary, what we do?"... the guy had misplaced the dictionary he was using to translate about every word of party chat we had with him. Needless to say, we never managed to kill him when both the tank and the healer dies in the first arcane explosion four times in a row *sigh*
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Grimwulf
This moment happened when i was pvping in hellfire peninsula. I flew over to one of the towers to fine some alliance having a duel. i landed and waited for them to end. once they finished i took 2 steps in and one shot the looser with a arcane shot. Noobs dueling while pvp flagged. still cant get over how funny that was.
i was lvling an alt warrior, 34 or so at the time in stranglethorn vale, and a 40 shaman and 50+ hunter(he had the zf 2h epic (lulz)) and of course, ganked me, beinga pvp server. i'm ok with that. this was about 20 yards from the graveyard, so they start dueling, and of course, the hunter crushes the shaman, so i rez up and charge right on in and execute.
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ameretto
Casting Portal: Silvermoon, Portal: Thunderbluff, Portal: Undercity +
Focus Proc
x 3 = Portal Roulette
Extremely amusing when people click the big blue ball of portals hoping for shattrath when it's not there.
Playing super mario bros. death theme on wipes.
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TheOnyx
One day, I was on the zep from Orgrimmar to Undercity and there was a flagged low-level alliance trying to goad people to attack him. I happened to stumble upon the flagged 60 rogue waiting nearby to gank any takers. I mind-controlled the rogue and jumped him off the zep, into the fatigue water.
Good times.
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Khamora
this happened earlier today while I sat in Refuge Point, AH (it's so mean of me so I won't post their name :P)
(36 mage challenges to a duel right when I'm leaving with someone to a quest before guild raid. I figured they were a noob n thought it was the best time to convince them that AB is an instance, muahaha.)
Me: if you want to duel someone, go into the instance
Mage: what instance?
Me: arathi basin you idiot.
Mage: thats not an instance retard thats a battle
Me: see the sparkly red swirly SPARKLY thing... that's an instance
(mage runs into the red background at AB and stays there for a few minutes then runs out and turns around confused... I laugh in guild chat...)
Me: do you have the key?
Mage: I'm too low but I glitched it. lol look. No, how do you get the key?
Me: it's some quest you get from Hammerfall
(while mage continues to run in and out of the instance like a moth at a lightbulb)
And you can about imagine what came next :P One of many episodes... I so wish these forums were here before.
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