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So I am in a competition.....
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Toldry
I want a wabid wabbit.
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Toldry
Orly?
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Toldry
Book of Armaments
I wonder if that can teach me how to use my
as a lethal weapon.
While Queggy searches through the Book of Armaments to see if there is any Pet Rock Training Manual part, I'll be asleep.
Start working, Queggy!
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Book of Armaments
I wonder if that can teach me how to use my
as a lethal weapon.
While Queggy searches through the Book of Armaments to see if there is any Pet Rock Training Manual part, I'll be asleep.
Start working, Queggy!
Toldry:
Bring forth the book of Armaments!
Brother Ivokk:
Brother Queggy! bring forth the Book of Armaments!
Brother Ivokk:
Try Chapter 2 Brother.
Brother Queggy:
Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, Paragraph 4, Sub-section 7. And the Almighty Wowhead spake saying, "Thou who hast a pet rock, and wishing it to wreak havoc, shall benifit from listening to my words! To train it in the ways of destruction thou shalt spank it. Thou shalt not spank it too hard, for that would be mean. Thou shalt also not spank it too softly, for that would not work. Thou must spank it
just
right. Once you have spanked it, BEWARE! For it is now most angry at you! Then thou must throw thine pet rock at thine enemies, so that thine rock might gnaw their ankles to tiny bits. Once your pet rock has calmed down a bit, and is no longer angry, it is safe for thou to go and retrive it. Once you have done so, give thanks to the Almighty Wowhead, for in his mercy and wisdom, he has destroyed thine enemies." Amen!
All:
Amen.
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Toldry
But I don't want to spank Einstein <3
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Toldry
I'm licking you to Queggy.
Did you mean to say "Linking"?
If not, I don't want to know what you mean.
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AdInfinitum
He meanis he's lickin his screen where queggy posted.
BTW Thanks for the Monty Python Queggy.
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Queggy
You're welcome AdInfinitum. As to Ivokk, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, but yay at the same time.
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