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Denrok
Ive heard some people nickname shamans the jesus wannabe class. why is this? i heard that they have an ability that lets them walk on water. is that it? or are there other reason aswell?
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Eostare
lots of reasons
1. Water walking
2. Reincarnation
3. Ancestral Spirit
4. "Jesus Beam" (chain heal)
5. Poison and Disease cleansing totems and spells
6. Healing and Lesser Healing wave
my fave reason is the "Jesus Beam" one. roflmao!
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Gimlyly
also the famous water to wine at the wedding that all Shamans are known to do.
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SHHH!!! They'll nerf that too!
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drewidice
The main reason that Shamans are called Jesus cause they're only a fantasy, they don't exsist IRL.
Yeah ouch... thats the only offensive part of this topic.... and Jesus beam is funny :)
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Blightman
Ok, the thread has gone south let's lock it before the monkeys start flinging poo.
Remember, you always have the ability to keep your offensiveness to yourself
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Aedalas
"No one messes with the Jesus"
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Blightman
Listen guys, if you guys are going to talk about "god" I have every right to talk about anti-god. If you can't roll with the punches, get out of the ring. The worst part about bible thumpers is they are right, no matter what anyone says and they can't hear apposing schools of thought... I mean that’s fair right?
*HOLDS UP MIRROR FOR YOU*
Theists didn't come in here preaching god atheist came in here bashing god:
LOL i love these arguments LOOK OUT THE ANGRY CHRISTIANS ARE COMING!!
The main reason that Shamans are called Jesus cause they're only a fantasy, they don't exsist IRL.
and then your anti--god rant
the response to these posts have not been rabid bible thumping close minded rants:
LOL i love these arguments LOOK OUT THE ANGRY CHRISTIANS ARE COMING!!
No one said anything until you came along mate.
Back on topic: yeh, Jesus beam :P Im Christian and I find it pretty funny
The main reason that Shamans are called Jesus cause they're only a fantasy, they don't exsist IRL.
Yeah ouch... thats the only offensive part of this topic.... and Jesus beam is funny :)
It isn't offensive to express your disbelief of Jesus. God is make believe for grown ups, and if you find that offensive, then maybe you should stick to playing Pokimon. I hear the good guys always win there.
God = fake
death = end
Christians = silly as scientologist
scientologist = at least they have an interesting religion
religion = fake
rinse, repeat
Was that really needed?
The only thing more annoying than a close minded theist is a close minded atheist.
PLEASE LOCK OR DELETE THIS THREAD
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Blightman
Blightman cry me a river. No one needs you to quote every post in this thread, nor I'm sure does anyone care. Its the internet, and there for is a topic for open debate. Your bitching and hollaring and at the end of your post you said lock or delete this thread, but you yourself say that I am close minded? Sounds to me like you want the last word, which just proves my point. You can try all you want, but you are simply making my point for me. QQ for you.
LMAO, you asked for a thread lock at the end of your 1st post(I won't bother quoting it since that seems to offend you).
So what was your point anyway?
From what you wrote it sounded like your point was theists are close minded. The evidence in this thread is not really supporting that point. In fact so far it looks like the atheists are the more close minded bunch here.
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