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200 things you don't want to hear from your healer
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Post by
Zmori
Me - K guys, mana break
*aggro*
Me - Uh, who pulled?
Preist - Oh, I thought we were continueing on.
Warrior - Zmorii just said mana break
Me - Why are you pulling anyway?
*tree dies*
Preist - *no answer*
Druid - *whisper* I think that explains why we aren't getting much of our heals.
Me - Were you attacking the trees earlier?
Priest - Only a little bit.
Warrior - /kick priest
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Post by
cheezedood21
Healing BRD: Nevaehfo ---> me
: Hop in mah bubble and hearthstone out!
: Hop in mah bubble and hearthstone out!
: Hop in mah bubble and hearthstone out!
: Hop in mah bubble and hearthstone out!
: Hop in mah bubble and hearthstone out!
: Hop in mah bubble and hearthstone out!
: Hop in mah bubble and hearthstone out!
: Hop in mah bubble and hearthstone out!
: Hop in mah bubble and hearthstone out!
: Hop in mah bubble and hearthstone out!
: Hop in mah bubble and hearthstone out!
: ....
: ....wtf?
: Hop in mah bubble and hearthstone out!
: MT ! !
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I put a funny macro that I was going to show to my guild on my secondary action bar...
I was wondering why Rejuvenation wasn't working...
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213916
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Post by
Yutrippin
haha! Thanks for that chuckle.
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494210
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Post by
Bidgets
"I'm drunk"
Seriously, good healer when she was sober. Let me mage tank WC no problem lol but we wiped a few times in BFD witha proper tank and an overlevelled lock in our party too :(
Post by
Lavafrost
OMGZ I'M OUT OF WATERZ! CONJURE MORE MR. VENDING MACHINE!
Post by
kemppy
most epic i have heard
hunter: how am i uo so high on the healz
preist:what spec r u
hunter: beast
:preist:your pet and you heal eachother with spirit bond, plus heal pet
hunter:cool, can i us it on any1 else
*jaw dropped, father (GO running with) lmfao*
preist; no only you and your pet
hunter:/y ok i will tank i can heal myself
true story
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Post by
Acilandre
brb, all wet.
I actually had someone say that who was a girl, or atleast the vent convinced me it was a girl. playing a female too so i just thought and contemplated what coulda caused that to ahppen to a girl playing WoW.
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Post by
windstrum
"Wait, who am I meant to be healing?"
"I thought I was DPS?"
"My gear sux but I'm really good at reacting."
Post by
coolguyry
Oops. Forgot to respec. -or- What? You thought I was a healer? Dude I'm full on dps! I don't even have a dual spec! lawl
Post by
Deix
Had a holy priest for heroic Nexus once and we kept wiping on Keri becuase she absolutely refused to use anything but Greater Heal...
Our group kept telling her to use PW:S, renew and flash heal (she was even specced into them T.T) and her exact words were "You guys don't understand those heals are way too small they won't do anything the only effective one is Greater Heal!"
That's easily the worst I've had...
Post by
Scarce
*bad pull; group wipes, <healer / tank> watches*
"I betcha won't do that again.
Lol ive done stuff like that before, im generally a druid tank and ive been in groups before were the members(even the healers) think, 'im so imba, i want this to go impossibly fast so im going to run in to the next pack because the tank has to re-aggro them all anyway because she's the tank' ehh no, not how it work :P, when that happens, i cat form and stealth, stand back and enjoooy the show :P
and groups of Totc 5 heroic. Times when ive tanked the place many times before without fault, + 37k hp and there we are wiping like mad because the healer has only 1400+healing and like 17k mana :P while covered in green / blue gear, he then says,
'Omg this tank is crap, can't even stay alive'
Post by
Badaccus
"!@#$ i had myself as target..."
told by my GF healing our other warr-tank in ToC10N.... (After his death i must add)
using target for tank heals and HB for raid.. xD omg i laughed xD
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