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200 things you don't want to hear from your healer
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Post by
Ichigo675
Priest: "The Shaman can heal so let him heal, im shadow anyway."
Shaman: "Im Enhancement"
Priest: "so arent your spells Enhanced?"
Shaman: "......"
This happened to me so many times. i have to take over healing in groups sometimes.
Post by
LunaticParadise
Every time I've leveled a "Hybrid" class, I've always made sure to collect at least 2 sets of gear. This isn't elitist of me and this isn't me bragging.
Basically, there are so many posts on this thread that are simply shot down by this policy of mine and I'm sure good players everywhere.
If I'm an arms warrior. Guess what, I've got a shield / 1H in my bank and any relevant stamina / def rating gear I've collected through quests.
If I'm a Feral Druid or Enh Shaman, I've got a set of healing gear in the bank.
Hell, the way I see it, yeah it's not what you rolled your toon for. Your Feral, right? Why should I heal? Because you want the gear, you want the XP and you don't want to be in LFG anymore at a dead hour of the day anyway.
So shut up, throw on a robe and get the easy mode xp. Or don't, and keep questing. There is no argument to be had.
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To contribute to the point of the OP:
<Holy Priest> I'm out of here. Warriors can't AoE tank.
-Omgihealz has left the group.
This happened to me last night. Not the funniest thing in the world, but hey, people are sad.
Post by
Sweetscot
im mc'd!
I really think that has to be the worst a) you aren't healing the party and can't and b) almost certain you'll be oom as soon as the mc is done c) and let alone what damage you did to your own party LOL Had a very bad experience with such on my pally post-patch HoJ and a huge holy shock crit on the tank and slapped consecrate under the whole group followed by arcane torrent
second worst
Dang...I got 2 shotted by the tank when he got mind controlled :( Well, I'm on the floor for this one guys! <--happened last night in slabs with me on my priest.
Post by
thething0123
Tank: *dies* Where the hell were my heals? You're usually good at keeping me alive!
Healer: 112321422313224421223
Tank: I see.
Ahaha that's a good one ;)
That sort of thing happens to me a lot. Not in healing, just keystrokes for anything.
Post by
Reps
Level 20 on rfc boss or something:
Tan
k: Everybody ready?
Priest
: Yep
*Starts spamming heals before fight even starts*
Tank
: Save your mana till I'm dieing!
Priest
: Ok
*Boss comes out and begins attacking tank*
*Tank gets to 50% health. No heals yet*
Tank
: Heal me!
*Still no heals*
*Tank dies, and priest is instantly 2-hitted*
Tank
: WTF WAS THAT ABOUT?
Priest
: Oh srry i was watching boss fight and forgot to look at ur health
Tank
: Omfg dude... Ok, lets try again.
Tank
: Everybody ready?
Priest
: Yep
*Fight starts and priest begins spamming holy nova*
*Priest gets hit with AoE and instead of healing runs away*
*Entire party dies*
The worst part is that I knew the priest IRL.
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Post by
Interest
"Umm... I can't remove that debuff..."
Response from paladin during the Noth encounter.
Also:
"I heal this better stoned."
and this was coming from a healer from one of the best guilds on my server.
(It was 25-man Archavon though...so).
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Post by
Crimor
I love it when my priest healer starts throwing down Holy Fire and smite in battle. That's when I stop using intervene....
Well sorry that some tanks are REALLY boring to heal, taking almost no damage. I'd take an average tank over a good tank anyday for non heroics.
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Post by
Ayline
The other day I was healing Gundrak, I'm thinking they didn't like hearing this but after the first boss I said
"Woah, that was a boss? I didn't even notice, I was on the phone through it."
No one died and they prob didn't even notice a difference.
Post by
Dusklight
If I may quote Project Lore...
"Lets heal the entire instance using nothing but bandages on each other!"
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