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200 things you don't want to hear from your healer
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Post by
bratta
"Oh by the way guys, I'm Feral specced. But I can heal you all day."
If all day = 5 seconds. This actually happened in a recent for-fun raid on Ony.
Post by
emanueldotcom
"heal me!!!"
i don't think i'd like my healear to say that.
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Post by
KT07
When he doesn't say anything at all...
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Post by
Arador
Meh, I've found that people who made it to 70, are heal specced, are willing to heal, and possibly even enjoy doing so are usually good healers. I'd say I've run into far more people who are terrible at tanking or at DPS than at healing.
That said I've run with a priest before who was OOM every. single. pull. because he was spamming prayer of healing even if only the tank was taking damage.
Post by
Coww
"Sorry, I ran out of bandages. Someone else needs to heal."
Hahaha
Post by
Kinitri
Anything the healer says means he isn't healing. So anything is something I don't want to hear.
Post by
Punchline
"AFK"
Post by
pelf
That said I've run with a priest before who was OOM every. single. pull. because he was spamming prayer of healing even if only the tank was taking damage.
I've blown through 100 durability percents in about 40 minutes in a group like that :|.
Me, in Heroic SV, with 0 pts in Holy and in my healing gear.
I absolutely love not telling people my spec (either my shadow priest or my feral druid), throwing on healing gear and then successfully healing an instance. The most satisfying part is going Shadowform at the end or shifting to cat and giving everyone LotP.
Some very interesting reactions to be had there :).
Post by
skribs
Both of these from the same healer...
"Sorry, fell alseep and my head hit the arrow key" (after randomly running past about 7 groups of mobs and aggroing them all).
"Sorry, I was looking up porn" (after going afk for a fight).
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"Sorry, I ran out of bandages. Someone else needs to heal."
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