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200 things you don't want to hear from your healer
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Post by
dpoyesac
I understand that ud want to play ur way, but grouping is compromising! u group for ur sake (gear etc..) dont u... and u healing should be a blessing not something u despise..and u shouldve thought well wat hybrid means...
Now, sometimes people who roll hybrids or shadow priests just don't
want
to heal, and so refuse to do so.
But
, in their favor, often the hybrids who aren't specced for it refuse to heal in order to save the group serious aggravation — especially once you hit the 70 instances. It's kinda like bringing along an extra Prot warrior in a DPS slot: it just ain't gonna get the job done, no matter how good the player or the gear is.
As an example, five of us ran through Arcatraz just far enough to get the third Kara key fragment. None of the usual healers in the guild were on, so we took a shadow priest and a boomkin along — and it took the both of them to get us through the trash on the way to the key. The trash isn't even that hard, and we usually down the first boss since it's simple and we get an extra bit of loot, but with two dedicated healers and short a DPS it wasn't even an option.
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Random0214
(Heard on voice chat)
"Be right back guys, gotta take a dump"
*5 min later*
"OH MAI GAWD, THAT WAS THE BIGGEST $%^& EVER"
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Post by
georgelopes
Group>you ready for this mob?
Healz> yea
(Group starts attacking)
Meanwhile..Healz types away at the keyboard
later..Groups dead..heals post shows up
Healz>So I just heard this one yesterday (Group>HEAL PLZZZ) a dog is looking for a job so he walks down the street and see looking for (Group>HEAL PLZZZ) employee sign. dog enters i need a job sorry you nee to fill out a resmue. so he does..(Group>HEAL PLZZZ)long story short he he still doesnt get the job.. funny eh guys?
Group>not really next time heal the group.
healz> /forever banned from party
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Post by
georgelopes
kindness goes a long way
NOOB=automatic account ban..ok well /ignore
Post by
gratscot
"Lol my bad, my brother replaced all my healing spells with rank 1"
after we all died due to very low heals
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Post by
narthian
this happen one.. time..
I joined a pug and they were inneed of a healer.. i waited with them for around.. 2-4 hours to get on.. we got one so now were all off to Heroic BM
Well haft way through this dropped
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=30555
Now I'm a warlock, and we also had a mage..
The priest said "no one else need it, im going to need it" we said.. WTF... and the priest said if I dont get this im not healin no more.. and at the time we really really just wanted to finish, we ended up giving the person the gem..
Post by
Talwyn
this happen one.. time..
I joined a pug and they were inneed of a healer.. i waited with them for around.. 2-4 hours to get on.. we got one so now were all off to Heroic BM
Well haft way through this dropped
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=30555
Now I'm a warlock, and we also had a mage..
The priest said "no one else need it, im going to need it" we said.. WTF... and the priest said if I dont get this im not healin no more.. and at the time we really really just wanted to finish, we ended up giving the person the gem..
World's biggest jackass, imo.
I would have rolled anyway and pulled mobs on him. But hey, that's me. I'm a healer, so I can't pull mobs on anyone anyway :P
Post by
Philmckraken
After the 3rd group wipe:
<group>: "WTF just happened?"
<healer>: "It's hard to heal you guys when my mom is yelling at me!"
We did not re-enter that instance as a party...
Post by
Kaaosa
"1500 HOLY SHOCK CRIT!"
"Whoops, , my BoP slipped >_>"
"Whoops, , Righteous Defense is right next to Flash of Light"
Oh wait, these are all things I've said. The second two were lies though; I just like BoPing and taunting off my tanks. Makes things more exciting.
Post by
Celly
the two things i hate telling my group the most
afk
oom
Post by
Adney
I had a cool one 2 days ago in RFK, Dunno why I even bothered with the group, i was really bored...
Ok rogue you tank and us three can heal!
um... whatever..
after stunlocking and using evasion and potions, still getting 0 heals and watching holy fire spam on the mob im fighting
"WTB HEALS"
"Your a @$$, im leaving"
As my main is a healer, i just laughed
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