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Post by
ExDementia
Of course he would work on GMT as that is God's own time unit not this silly jumped up pretender that is UTC.
Lol, I was trying to think of some joke to this effect but decided not to. Didn't think anyone would get it ;)
Post by
Skreeran
We've got two hours, right?
Nope, actually looks like three for me.
Post by
Gnoktish
As a young christian, I still understand the bible. I read revalation with my youth group and found out there are many events awaiting before the rapture can start. This whole deal with it being tomarrow, 6:00 pm, should be some sort of hoax. I know for a fact God, our father will be the only one to know when the rapture starts. Not Jesus, man, women, or child.
Now, i'm not stating that this cannot be 100% false, there is a very small chance this could be true, but I don't agree with it. I'm truely skeptical and boggled about this. The bible states that there are a bunch of events that must go before god can start the rapture:
1. Evangilization, the whole world hears the gospels of god's word at least once.
2. The holy land will unite, and god will protect it from being destroyed
3. global currency, the bible actually talks about it.
These events must happen so god can start the world's end. God wouldn't be unfair and not let all his children hear the word.
But if this rapture is to happen tomarrow... All I can say that I'll pray for us all and hope that the salvation I believe was given to me is true and not just emotion overcoming me.
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Post by
ExDementia
The connection speed up here in Heaven is amazing. Mbps has to be in the millions, no,
zillions.
Almost as good as Korea's internet!
Post by
Monday
So guys, the world ends in .
And screw that, my time tags are horribly broken. WTF.
Post by
Dragalthor
Have I missed it yet?
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80642
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Post by
Monday
It's at 4 p.m. Mountain Time, iirc, so that'd be something like 11 GMT.
Post by
ExDementia
Well, according to his site, it was supposed to be 6 P.M. New Zealand time.
From Wikipedia:
•• Multiple news sources reported that Camping's deadline expired without any noticeable events at 6 p.m New Zealand time on 21 May 2011
Funny stuff. I still wish I could have met someone who believed it.
Evolutionary biologist and atheist Richard Dawkins dismissed Camping's prediction, writing that "he will inevitably explain, on May 22nd, that there must have been some error in the calculation, the rapture is postponed to ... and please send more money to pay for updated billboards."
^So true, he'll just come out with some excuse as to why he was wrong. Just like last time.
Family Radio has spent over $100 million on the campaign spreading the word, financed by sales and swap of broadcast outlets. On October 27, 2010, they launched "Project Caravan". Five recreational vehicles arrayed with reflector lettering that declare that Judgment Day begins on May 21, 2011 were sent out from their headquarters in Oakland, California, to Seattle, Washington. Upon arrival, teams are sent out to distribute tracts. The caravan has made stops in Oregon, California, South Carolina, North Carolina, Georgia, Texas, Florida, Utah, Maryland, and other states, as well as Canada and Mexico.
$100 million wasted. At least it stimulated our economy some, right?
Idiots.
Post by
OverZealous
I'm eagerly awaiting... actually no I'm not, there has been no noticeable difference over here; and it's unlikely that there will be.
Tomorrow he'll tell us all that he had the formula wrong and ask for more money, and we'll hear from him again in a few years. I think we can agree that that's inevitable.
Post by
Adamsm
The people who sold all their worldly goods...boy, is their faces red.
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240140
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Post by
Adamsm
I'm never getting my zombies, am I? :(
Don't lose hope; the Zombie disease is in the works, and you can seduce the main lab tech to get it and unleash the plague.
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240140
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Post by
Perkocet
I GOT THIS. I'll just start desperately praying at 5:58.
Post by
ExDementia
I GOT THIS. I'll just start desperately praying at 5:58.
Rape, pillage, plunder, and murder until 5:57.
Repent!
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