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Monday
Christian - Catholic
New resident Catholic to answer questions!
...although I currently don't have any...
But the thread was locked )=
Post by
OverZealous
Christian - Catholic
New resident Catholic to answer questions!
...although I currently don't have any...
But the thread was locked )=
Make a new with the same name. I'm certain the mods would be amused.
Post by
gnomerdon
I got a catholic question.
Can you drink holy water?1 What else does it do?
Post by
xaratherus
I got a catholic question.
Can you drink holy water?1 What else does it do?
Would you really want to drink out of that dish after hundreds of random people had dipped their covered-in-who-knows-what hand in it?
Post by
gnomerdon
How about fresh holy water that was made on the spot?
Can you swim in it?
What else does it do?
Do u think it has it's uses or completely fake.
Will God strike you with thunder if you pee in it?
Post by
Orranis
I got a catholic question.
Can you drink holy water?1 What else does it do?
Super-powers, duh.
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806989
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Post by
Skreeran
After much thought, I finally realized that I'm Agnostic, not Atheist. I changed my vote, accordingly.Most atheists are technically agnostic, but the two terms are not incompatible. I lack belief in gods, so I am atheist, but I do not claim to have knowledge of their nonexistence, so I am agnostic.
Post by
gnomerdon
Mother nature is God. They all go back to one single massive simple organism that diverged into what we are and what we see today. Even trees / jelly fish / grass cells have a nucleus, mitochondria, golgi apparatus, etc etc JUST LIKE US.
So if you respect mother nature and respect the planet, everything that you see is part of God's work.
Worship yourselves (not literally but at least respect yourself), protect the environment, and etc etc etc. There is no such thing as a man figure - God because we originated/mutated from the main creator, which was a simple cell. Whether or not that simple cell had a master plan or not (lucky mutation) is debatable, therefore, I conclude that there is a God, which had a random or intentional layout for the big bang theory.
I just proved there is a God.
Or you can join the Christianity train, CHOOT CHOOT. You are saved by the grace of Jesus.
you are not required to go to church every week.
It is a sin to think you will be condemned by God if you don't go to church, give those people the middle finger for me
you are not required to pay 10% of your income each month -__-
you are not required to do acts of community service if you don't feel like it
Join the troll train to Heaven. But who is the bigger troll? Them siphoning your time or money? Or you taking the advantages of saying you are a christian. Advantages include getting accepted into a new home, finding a job -__-, tax benefits, more partners, and determinant if you deserve to get the loan you needed for that start-up your business, and last but not least, asking for favors. We humans have the gene to adapt and survive to increase the maximum output of our own personal happiness. With this simple gene, we are all Christians on paper. Not the crazy activist ones, but the laid back ones who keep it simple to the 10 commandments. yep.... America.....
Post by
Skreeran
Mother nature is God. They all go back to one single massive simple organism that diverged into what we are and what we see today. Even trees / jelly fish / grass cells have a nucleus, mitochondria, golgi apparatus, etc etc JUST LIKE US.
So if you respect mother nature and respect the planet, everything that you see is part of God's work.That's meaningless to say. Nature/The Universe is exactly what it is. I can say "Mother Nature is Flargh." but that doesn't mean anything. Do you define God as the natural processes that take place in the universe?
The Laws of Physics may be responsible for our being here, but it doesn't make any sense to worship them.
Worship yourselves (not literally but at least respect yourself), protect the environment, and etc etc etc. There is no such thing as a man figure - God because we originated/mutated from the main creator, which was a simple cell. Whether or not that simple cell had a master plan or not (lucky mutation) is debatable, therefore, I conclude that there is a God, which had a random or intentional layout for the big bang theory.
I just proved there is a God.Whether or not that simple cell had a master plan or not is not debatable. Cells do not have plans. That cell is our ancestor because of the simple fact of evolution by natural selection, not because it planned it.
You did not prove there is a God. You just redefined "God" as "The Universe" and then proved that there is a universe.
Or you can join the Christianity train, CHOOT CHOOT. You are saved by the grace of Jesus.
you are not required to go to church every week.
It is a sin to think you will be condemned by God if you don't go to church, give those people the middle finger for me
you are not required to pay 10% of your income each month -__-
you are not required to do acts of community service if you don't feel like it
Join the troll train to Heaven. But who is the bigger troll? Them siphoning your time or money? Or you taking the advantages of saying you are a christian. Advantages include getting accepted into a new home, finding a job -__-, tax benefits, more partners, and determinant if you deserve to get the loan you needed for that start-up your business, and last but not least, asking for favors. We humans have the gene to adapt and survive to increase the maximum output of our own personal happiness. With this simple gene, we are all Christians on paper. Not the crazy activist ones, but the laid back ones who keep it simple to the 10 commandments. yep.... America.....
Post by
gnomerdon
Whether or not that simple cell had a master plan or not is not debatable. Cells do not have plans. That cell is our ancestor because of the simple fact of evolution by natural selection, not because it planned i
It could be debatable, says the 90% of the Christians of the entire population in America. Would you risk your life against crazy religious activists at the cost of your life? I'm pretty sure that a tiny portion of believers would stone you to death for saying it is all science. I do agree with you to a extent. Yes, maybe I do define God as the natural processes that takes place in the universe.
How would you define God? Because to me, God could be my finger typing this right now as we speak....amazing.. or God could be my jigglestick, having the potential to spread unlimited offspring if cultivated, farmed, multiplied. Yes, another process, a miracle of God, therefore God. We should worship the sun because it gives us light. The sun is God. Without the sun, we would die. Therefore, we should regard the sun as the most important element, then water, then everything else.
The sun is direct proof that it is God. Without the sun, we would all dieded. In conclusion, every morning when I wake up, I will pray to the SUN GOD for giving us a new beautiful day and giving light to the world. You should too. I have proof that the sun created us! Therefore, we should worship it at least every morning when it rises to help us with another beautiful day.
BTW, I was pretty serious (all jokes aside) about the Christianity train.
Post by
gnomerdon
I now feel compelled to pray every morning to God for giving us the sun so I can enjoy the present, forget about the past, and look towards the future for my own personal happiness. I'll add Jesus in there too to sugar coat it. In the name of Jesus, amen.
As spock would say
Scientifically proven? "illogical".
A way to keep your sanity in check and remove all worries -__-? "logical"
Dear god, hallowed by your name, let your will be done, give us our daily bread, thank you for the sun, forgive me for my sins, i pray in the name of Jesus, amen.
Thank you Skyreen for strengthening my faith.
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238331
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Post by
xaratherus
Yeah, I'm sort of lost here. Are you being sarcastic, facesmasher, or are you actually accepting that blather of anti-logic you mentioned as reasoning why a deity exists?
Post by
Adamsm
I'd say he's trolling in all honesty.
Post by
238331
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Azazel
Let's all worship the sun...
Post by
Adamsm
Let's all worship the sun...
Why not?
Post by
ExDementia
Let's all worship the sun...
George Carlin comes to mind...
I actually have a theory I won't really go into here about how jesus = the sun.
Post by
gnomerdon
Let's hear the theory, now that u said it.
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