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200 Things You Would Not Like To Read In the Patch Notes
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Post by
Sylvanir
Equipment and weapons: All hunter gear has been converted into shaman gear!
+healz FTW
Post by
Interest
Hunters:
-If you name your hunter Kenny, Feign Death will actually cause you to die.
Post by
jafar
Gnomes have a new racial mount:
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Post by
jafar
A new set of races has been introduced into the game:
The Coalition
includes the
Naga
,
Goblins
,
Murlocs
,
Furbolg
and
Pandaren
.
hey wait I
WANT
that ...
Post by
misinformed
Hunters can now Insta-fear Feral Druids. Goodluck.
Oh wait...that did happen...darn huntards...
Nope, didn't actually happen. Confirmed it yesterday. Still has the 1.5 sec cast despite it saying instant cast.
Hunter-Can now tame druids with a similar effect to Mind Control
Pally-Cooldown of Lay on Hands is reset when Paladins "Bubble," also, cooldown of "Bubble/Debuff" is reset when Paladins Lay on Hands.
Shaman-All Shamans are now NPCs in ZA, plz reroll.
Rogue-Now immune to Stun, but can no longer stun.
Mage-May now use cooking skill in conjunction with Polymorph
Blood Elf-Males have been removed from the game and replaced with crossdressing females.
Post by
jafar
Barrens chat is now broadcasted throughout the world. Even for Alliance.
Post by
98207
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Post by
georgelopes
Barrens chat is now broadcasted throughout the world. Even for Alliance.
to bad for alliance...
Hunter: all spells now instakill everything in 500yrds. if your pet is attacked the attacker will instadie and give you a full bar untill you ding. hunter are now allowed an extra 10 lvls or the max cap.
Rouge: your stun and cheap shot will now always back fire and kill you instaed.
Druids: will now have the ability to be in all forms at once which will look like a mixture of thrall as a tauren and the druid in seal form.
Racial: Gnomes will now have a right click option which allows them to be punted 50yrds.
weapons: all speeds have been increased to 9.00 on all weapons
Post by
144763
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57943
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Post by
Interest
Lol quote correctly next time =).
Classes:
-We have now implemented a class called Noob.
Noob:
-Anyone who qq's more than 50 times a day will automatically become this class.
-Anyone who cc's incorrectly more than 20 times will automatically become this class.
-Anyone who tried to heal an instance/raid, except for those who are supposed to, will be this class (bandaging to save yourself and other people may be exempted).
-Anyone who stays in the Barrens chat for 1 hour or more at a time will automatically become this class.
-Anyone who rolls a Death Knight will automatically become this class.
-If you roll this class, you will slowly lose your real life/social status etc until you become a lifeless, WoW-playing husk.
-Anyone who AFKs a battleground intentionally to leech honor will automatically become this class.
-If over 1000 tickets are sent to a GM in a day, the GM will automatically roll this class.
-If you attempt to gold sell/gold farm, or intentionally ruin the economy or other player's experience of the game, you will automatically roll this class, then promptly be teleported to High Overlord Saurfang, who will cleave you.
-All people of the Noob class will automatically be Alliance, regardless of faction (not trying to make alliance hate).
-Anyone who PuGs Kara will automatically become this class.
-Anyone who tries to kill High Overlord Saurfang will automatically become this class and be cleaved 50 times.
Item:
-Noob Smacker: When used, will kill anyone of the Noob class in a 50000 yard radius 666 times.
Post by
jafar
Barrens chat is now broadcasted throughout the world. Even for Alliance.
New class, Noob:
-Anyone who stays in the Barrens chat for 1 hour or more at a time will automatically become this class.
Item:
-Noob Smacker: When used, will kill anyone of the Noob class in a 50000 yard radius 666 times.
oh crap ...
Post by
Interest
Nice quote btw, it should definitely be in the next patch notes =).
New Class:
Brewmaster
-The Brewmaster will have a variety of abilities that involve drunkeness and random bar-based stuff.
-The Brewmaster will automatically make everyone within 40 yards of him tipsy because of the alcoholic scent he/she emits.
-During Brewfest, the Brewmaster will gain +1000000% attack damage and attack speed.
-If the Brewmaster is ever sober, he will take 50% of his health in damage every 24 seconds until he/she at least gets tipsy.
Item:
-AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs: When used, this item will instantly kill everyone in a 1000 yard radius and make their bases (possessions perhaps?) belong to you.
-SomebodySetUpUsTheBomb: When used, will cause the world the player is standing up to instantly blow up, killing everyone, including the user, on it. WoW will then promptly crash.
Post by
133045
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Post by
jafar
Thrall and Jaina have finally put diferences aside and got maried. Their kids; Thraina (in goldshire) and Jarall (in XRs) initiate the quest chain that gives access to Northrend. (wtf ugly kids)
Post by
Interest
World Environment:
-We have realized that High Overlord Saurfang is causing random destruction, so therefore we have decided to make all of our admins/GMs fight Saurfang in order to kill him once and for all.
Next Patch...
World Environment:
-We apologize but we cannot remove High Overlord Saurfang from the game. Apparently he killed every single admin/GM we sent at it...
-High Overlord Saurfang has been given the title <Ruler of WoW>.
Post by
146497
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Post by
Ayline
Due to Global Warming and our want to save electricity we are closing (your server) as well as the entire (Your battlegroup). No character transfers will be available from these realms.
Post by
101291
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Post by
Dhazy
Read some fake patch notes here.
"Night Elves will now lose a small percentage of experience after jumping. "
"Pets have a small chance to attack the Hunter when hungry. The chance increases with each passing moment that the pet isn't fed."
"Paladins will now receive a 2% increase to DPS for every cloth item worn. In addition, chance to crit will increase by 5% if a dress is worn. This is to encourage a wider variety of itemization for the Paladin. "
Hahahaha.
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