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200 Things You Would Not Like To Read In the Patch Notes
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TomatoSauce
- Spell Power now increases the damage from all Death Knight attacks.
(inb4 nerco, I still find this to be an entertaining thread)
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GuyWhoPlaysWoW
The word "Alot."
Being in charge of the World of Warcraft is no excuse for sloppy spelling.
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Post by
Kailhun
Something you'd truly hate to see in the patch notes? How about this...
"The Blizzard Emporium is now open for business! Players may spend money to purchase gold, items, levels, and even additional talent points at reasonable prices! Visit either or ask the nearest city guard for directions your faction's emporium vendor.
Additionally, in order to accelerate the use of the Emporium, all new characters will begin at maximum level, though players will need to equip themselves in whatever manner they prefer. Visit the Emporium for a quick start!
Early content will remain in order to give players the chance to experience the rich lore and history of Azeroth; however, the difficulty level and items drops have not been retuned."
*Shudder*
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Meggie
Online shop
You now can pay to get someone's account suspended for a day.
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Post by
Interest
Wow. Holy necroness.
Dungeons and Raids:
-Ruby Sanctum:
-Twilight Precision has been made a zone-wide buff for all mobs. It will also increase all damage done by 50%.
-Trash mobs can no longer be crowd controlled.
-Halion will now shoot Flame Breaths out of the sides of his body in addition to his mouth.
Post by
DeeJerz
Who reads the patch notes?
Post by
Capnboomkin
World of Warcraft Patch 4.01
Although we told you we weren't going to add a new Hero class, we did anyways. Introducing,
Paladinsonroids!
Upon creating a Paladinsonroids, you start at level 85, with a full set of item level 1337 gear. Some key abilities of Paladinsonroids are:
Smite - Stuns the enemy for two minutes. Cannot be removed. No cooldown.
Faceroll - Increases all damage done by 300%.
Lolwut - Deals 500,000 damage to the target. 1 second cooldown.
Godmode - Makes you invincible for the duration. 1 second cooldown. Lasts 1 hour.
In addition to the new Hero class, we decided not to revamp Azeroth. Enjoy questing to 85 on level 60 mobs!
Post by
kasuturo
For those who don't like running:
Interface
We have implemented the necessary changes for the treadmill controller. The treadmill controller will now be only way to control the game.
Mounts
We are removing flying and ground mounts to justify the treadmill controller.
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Post by
Balzua
Additional instances cannot be launched
Paladins: The cooldown on Divine Shield and Lay on Hands has been reduced to 10 seconds.
Post by
DeeJerz
Who reads the patch notes?
Everyone?I know every WoW player I know does.I want to see if I'm getting nerfed.
lol wut?
I've been on a few servers and can say that during any particular patch day I can sit in a major city and see "What happened to this/that?" hence my original post xD
Post by
GuyWhoPlaysWoW
We're going back to the Alpha Troll Female model! =D
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