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Gumballs
Daenak
The Barrens
"If yah eva have a bad man tryin' ta hurtcha, kick 'im real hard right here," he said, cupping his loins. "Dat's a big weak spot, hurts guys real bad, mo' den anyfin' else. Don't do it ta me," Daenak laughed. "But if a bad guy is tryin' ta hurt yah, den dats da best thing ta do."
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Joemaster240
((here for a bit before i gotta rush out and wait for the bus to take me home. and i just noticed something *clears throat* MY POST'S ARE OVER 9000! :P))
Zezi
Barrens
She looked confused. "Why dere?" She asked confused. "I mean der's notin der but his pee hole right?" She said totally confused about male anatomey.
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Gumballs
((grats! and that post made me lol btw xD))
Daenak
The Barrens
Daenak couldn't help himself, he laughed out loud, covering his mouth with his hand. When Zezi gave him an odd look he shook his head, trying to stop. "Not yah fault," he grinned, finally getting his laughter under control. "Boys have different parts den girls do," he said with a slight nod. "We got hangy bits, an' dey hurt a lot when yah hit dem, way mo' den girls hurt."
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Joemaster240
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Zezi
Barrens
"What you mean by hangy bits?" She asked curiously. "What do dey use dem for? Are they special? Why do dey hurt when you hit dem?" she asked a million questions popping into her head.
Post by
Skreeran
Character: Derecha
Location: Boat
"Eh..." Derecha shrugged. "Ah lost all mah family in da Black Dragon attack on da village..." he answered. "Ah was like... 15 at da time. Went down wit' da udda men ta take Deat'wing down. Ah 'ad 'ad some prior trainin' as a rogue, learned what I could... As a kid, I asked Base fa lessons ev'ry chance Ah got..." he chuckled. "After da war, Ah jus' kinda fell into mah trainin'. Di'n't really have anytin' else ta focus on... Ah got ta be friends wit' Chief Ji'jiri... He almost treats me like a brudda, since 'is own went so unstable. Doh I shouldn't be talkin' like dat... Nunna mah bidniss..." he paused, shrugging. "Anyway... Yeah, da Chief jus' sends me when he needs a job done right."
Character: Gurka
Location: The Barrens
Gurka sat up and rolled up her bedroll, tying it to the bottom of her backpack. She thought that Zezi was cute, but she wondered how much daylight they had left to travel by.
"I hate to be the party pooper," she shrugged, "but how soon are we heading off? Long way to Ashenvale from here."
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Joemaster240
Zezi
Barrens
She turned as she heard Gurka speak. "good mornin'. We was just talkin about da male hangey bit's." she said to her. "Do you know anytin about dem? Cause he ain't tellin me anytin right now."
Post by
Skreeran
Character: Gurka
Location: The Barrens
Gurka chuckled quietly, her face flushing up slightly. "I'm sure you'll learn about that when you're older..." she answered with another chuckle. "People don't usually like to talk about their private parts."
Post by
Joemaster240
Zezi
The Barrens
"Why?" She asked inquisitively. "I mean it's not like it's a secret right?"
Post by
Skreeran
Character: Gurka
Location: The Barrens
"Nah... It's not a secret..." Gurka shrugged, feeling somewhat embarrassed, even though she knew it was an innocent question. "It's just like... You know how you didn't want the boys to look when you changed clothes? It's like that. People just like to keep those things to themselves."
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Joemaster240
Zezi
The Barrens
"Oh! Okay." She said. "I get it now. So it's cause there ashamed cause they got the strange hangy parts right?"
Post by
Skreeran
Character: Gurka
Location: The Barrens
"That must be it..." Gurka laughed, looking over at Daenak.
Post by
Joemaster240
((i'm loving this conversation right now :P...oh and i think i'm off to bed for the night....so laterz))
Zezi
The Barrens
"Then why don't they just cut it off? Then they wouldn't have to be ashamed of there hangy bit's anymore." she said
Post by
Skreeran
Character: Gurka
Location: The Barrens
"I dunno..." Gurka chuckled. "Boys are dumb, I guess."
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Gumballs
((bahahaha xD this convo is awesome. and im posting from my ipod now so posts will be short))
Daenak, Ashiena & Zuri
The Barrens
Daenak was trying to contain his laughter at the girls innocent questions. "Boys are made different, an' you'll find out why when yah be a little bit olda, jus' like Gurka said," he chuckled, patting the girl on the shoulder. "An' yeah, boys be dumb, but so be girls," Daenak smirked. "Dats why we balance out so good togetha."
Ashiena chuckled at Zezi and her adoribleness, but she knew Gurka was right. "We should get moving," she agreed. "It's only gunna get hotter out during the day, and the Barrens is dry this time of year. We'll want to get moving as fast as well can if we want to reach Ashenvale in the next few days, especially since we don't have mounts." She stood up and handed some meat to everybody, making sure Zezi got a larger portion. She was so malnourished. "Eat up, then pack up," Ashiena announced with a slight nod, putting out the fire with sand.
Zuri happily ate the gazelle, despite the fact it was a little undercooked. She was starving. She gobbled the meat down and then gathered her small blanket and stuffed it in her pack. "Ready!" she called with a grin, picking up Snickers in her arms and standing, spinning back and forth slightly.
Daenak ate his meat quickly and then nodded at his sister, both him and Kun'ji gathering their few belongings quickly. Marvolio and Ecko soon appeared, both of them anticipating getting on the road again.
Tahni
Boat
Tahni smiled sadly. "I'm.. I'm sorry about your loss, I really am," she said quietly, reaching over and lightly touching his arm for a moment before pulling back. "You must have really great friends. The chieftain seems like a wonderful leader and person, and his brother... well, he has drive, I can say that's for certain," the druid chuckled. "I had a chance to talk to some members of your tribe and I can say that I felt... almost at home there," Tahni said with a smile. "It's a lovely place."
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Behelich
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Ga'Crane
Southern Barrens
"Grea' job breakin' it, Daen, now da girl knows about da voonerables - if anyfin' goes wron', we're doomed." - said Ga'Crane gloomily, and then burst out laughing. After two minutes of shaking, he wiped his eyes and continued, now seriously - "Daenak's righ', Zezi. Da point is, when joo fight someone, joo hit dem as hard as possible, at most voonerable place possible -
dat
place is a good option, but beatin' dere heads wi' heavy thin's also works."
Kareth
Thousand Needles
"At first we have to make it to the New Theramore, from there we take a portal to Falthrien Academy - I've heard that they are working on the humdingy problem, so it wouldn't hurt to get ourselves equipped before going out into the wild.
Afterwards, unless they say something in the Academy, the best option will be the Western Plaguelands - rumors say that people are disappearing there, so probably it's humdingies' work."
Post by
Skreeran
Character: Derecha
Location: Boat
"Eet is," Derecha smiled. "Ah'd 'ate ta see it destroyed by war..." he sighed. "Dat's part of why I'm so supportive of da Chieftain. Da people don't wanna make nice wit' da Night Elves, but we dun really have a choice. If Ja'kala keeps going down da road he and 'is people are on, we gonna have a war. We can't win a war wit' da Night Elves. Da 'Orde won't support us if we start a war, but joo can count on Alliance support for da Night Elves, even if dey could easily crush us wit'out 'elp. Ja'kala don't undastand dat..." he paused, looking over the sea. "O' maybe 'e does..." he paused. "Ah dunno. When da Dragons killed mah family, Ah sure as 'ell did everehting Ah could ta make dem pay... Mehbe Ja an' 'is followas ah willing to lose de lives and da Village ta get revenge on da people dey blame fo' de loss of dey own loved ones... Ah dunno..."
Character: Gurka
Location: The Barrens
Gurka's stomach rumbled as she looked at the gazelle, but she knew that the troll huntress had caught it, and she'd only feel bad if she accepted anything from her. And besides, she guessed that the huntress was still angry and it would only make it worse to eat her gazelle.
Gurka shook her head, sighing slightly. She'd just find something to eat later.
Character: Skreel
Location: Stratholme
"I imagine they would be, if they found us," Skreel grinned. "I have no intention of that happening, however," he nodded. "Let us find a mage. Teleporting two people will not be a difficult task."
Character: Taelani
Location: Stormwind
"Well... Like I said, it's very complicated," Taelani admitted, looking around suspiciously. "Perhaps it's best if I start from the beginning... I was born a little over seven-thousand years ago. I had no siblings--it was thought that since we were immortal, it was best to keep families small to prevent overpopulation. I was ordained into the priesthood when I was about three-thousand, and I gave my whole spirit into the service of Elune, blessed be her name. I served in the War of the Shifting Sands, though my group didn't actually engage in much fighting..." she paused, looking down. "Just over forty years ago, my people and I watched as the orcs and humans pushed into our land. We did our best to drive them out, and poor Cenarius was killed in the effort. When the Burning Legion came down, though, we knew that we would have to put aside our differences and save our world... I myself fought at Hyjal, and saw the miracle that happened there."
"Afterwards, my sisters and I--that's spiritual sisters, of course--began to think that maybe it had all been a big misunderstanding. We discovered that humans were good at heart, and decided to remain allies," she paused again. "The orcs and their Horde... on the other hand..." she stopped, her face growing livid violet with anger. "While their leader seemed wise, his people were vile, and he did nothing to keep them under control. Without fail, they attacked and killed my sisters in our own forest. We fought back as hard as we could, and for a long time that seemed to be enough. With the Destroyer's return, however, the Horde found itself a new leader, and all hell broke loose. The orcs surged into our forest, cutting and killing with no respect for life..."
"With the Alliance's reinforcements stuck behind the Horde forces to the South, we had little choice but to fight wherever we could, and that's what we did. I fought my hardest to harass their forces, and for weeks I was able to keep them on their toes and slow down their ruthless campaign. Unfortunately..." she paused again, biting her lip. "I was captured..." she trailed off, finding it hard to keep speaking.
Post by
Joemaster240
Zezi
Southern Barrens
"Aw....but we was only just beginin ta have fun!" She said as she watched everyone begin to pack up and get ready. She quickly though began to gobble down the meat, savoring it's taste. Then she walked over and picked up her bed roll and began to work to re-roll it up. When she had it done up in a half-way decent manner she picked it up and brought it over to Ga. "Tanks for lettin me use it." She said reaching up to hand it to him.
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