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Post by
deathbeyond
Run away from all the butchers in the world, as they tried to take a slice out of my hindquarters....Either that or I'd just burn down their building with a Lava Burst....
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Erlinn
What's with the people talking about how they would kill people they don't like, or take advantage of girls?
If you want to kill people, you can already. You want to rape someone, or daterape them? You can. They're illegal, but you can still do them. Just because you're a WoW avatar doesn't make you above the law, and regardless of how many shots from a gun you can take, even WoW characters can die. And last time I checked, there aren't any spirit healers on Earth, or we'd see people coming back from the dead.
Also, if you turn into some kind of horrible monster, aka anything that isn't a human, dwarf, or possibly a bloodelf, you'll probably be taken into custody and be tortured, interrogated, and ultimately vivisected. I don't care how well you can cast a heal, you will die a slow and brutal death. And to you palladins, a bubble doesn't allow you to escape a prison, and your hearthstone is set somewhere in azeroth, so you can forget teleporting out of trouble.
And if your WoW character is a girl and you suggest that you would never leave the house, you seriously need to grow up or try to meet a real girl that will let you play with her $%^&*!. After the newfound excitement of lacking an external organ wore off, pretty sure you'd just be upset with the increased difficulty of pleasuring yourself. Also, if you're that excited about being able to play with breasts, I don't imagine your diet will maintain your WoW avatar's figure. Also, no one wants to have sex with a Tauren. I don't know any girls that are so vapid that they would have sex with a bull just because it has a large %^&*!. If you do, that's gross, and they should seek help.
Sorry.
Wow.
Um.
You're a jerk. Just thought someone should say it.
Anyway, since I, you know, have a soul, I'll participate in the totally for fun and not to be taken seriously at all thread.
It depends on which character I woke up as. If I had a choice, I'd pick my druid, cuz, let's face it, of all the class druid would be the most badass to wake up as. I'd fly around, run around as a kitty, you know, the works.
If I woke up as my priest I'd be slightly disappointed because as much as I like playing him, he'd be a bit boring to be in real life. I guess Shadowform would be cool.
If I woke up as my female troll Death Knight I'd be concerned.
Post by
tugipus
The problem for all the war happy people in here would probably be the real life war weapon stats:
Machine gun: 500-1000 dmg, speed 0.05 (15000 dps)
bazooka: 100000 dmg + 50000 AoE (50 yards)
cruise missile: 10000000 AoE dmg (500 yards)
makes warriors and palas look a bit silly with a medieval shield and sword
Post by
Skekzok
On one side I would run around casting abolish disease and mass dispel not only from the kindness of my heart to help heal the world, but also because I don't want a cold much less the flu. I say this because customers I wait on won't use any common sense when they're standing near me coughing their brains out.
On the other side, the next person who disagrees with me will receive a shadowbolt to the face. I've so been wanting to do that for a long time. That and having fun doting and chain fearing people.
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Adamsm
Now if you wake up as a female... Would you be gay?
No, cause you still have your male mind.
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Post by
Lateralus25
Easy! I'd become a lesbian pornstar... Making sure to cleanse any diseases that come my way :-P
Post by
Evergreen
I'd Just go cat form, then
finally
find out what it's like to be able to purr.
Post by
Arikan
Now if you wake up as a female... Would you be gay?
No, cause you still have your male mind.
But your body would be a woman. And you would be a woman who is sexually attracted to other women. So you'd be a gay woman.
Unless your male mind was a gay male mind, then you would be a woman who is sexually attracted to men. So you'd be straight.
Unless, of course, you were a dendrophiliac*. Then you'd still be a dendrophiliac.
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dendrophilia
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Adamsm
But your body would be a woman. And you would be a woman who is sexually attracted to other women. So you'd be a gay woman.
Unless your male mind was a gay male mind, then you would be a woman who is sexually attracted to men. So you'd be straight.Exactly... in other words, whatever you were before the transformation, you would remain, so if you love women, you'd still love them.
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