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Then I'd suddenly realize that I'm female . . .
If that happened to me, I'd probably never leave the house again. True story.
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Sincerity
It does say "Main" so I'll do my "Main" first...
>Female Troll Shaman (Elemental) -
1. Apply as a job for a weatherwoman at the local news chanel.
2. Get a make over (Got to look good for the people)
3. Predict Rain
4. Make it rain
5. Profit?
(I like the 1, 2, 3, 4, - profit posts, they make me rofl.)
>Female Belf Lock (Demo/Afflic) -
1. Wash off the blood and brimstone
2. Put on the gear.
3. Rain fiery death on all of my enemies, rent myself out as a person to spread vengence.
4. Listen to Heavy Metal while destroying everything.
5. Go home.
6. Repeat/Profit
>Female Belf DK (Frost Tank)
1. Enjoy not having any real world worthy abilities.
2. Sit back, relax.
3. Probably go Goth.
4. Enjoy
>Female Belf Hunter (BM)
1) Summon Devilsaur pet
2) Chase Jeeps around with it
3) ?
4) Profit
Then I'd suddenly realize that I'm female . . .
If that happened to me, I'd probably never leave the house again. True story.
I was trying to keep it G... But /agree
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Adamsm
Then I'd suddenly realize that I'm female . . .
If that happened to me, I'd probably never leave the house again. True story.
QFT
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fearbefore
Port myself to the Bahamas. Conjure alot of food and water and live there for the rest of my life.
This wins.
This thread should of just ended after this post.
I know that each class has a lot of really neat abilities, but nothing compares to a mage. I don't even play a mage and I agree that this is by far the best one.
I would say that a Hunter or Druid would be next.
It'd be extremely awesome to be able to connect with nature and animals as they do, or to shape-shift into one. But still, nothing would be as neat as being able to port anywhere on the earth and never run out of food or water. Not to mention the amount of destruction you could cause with all those bursty mage spells. Slow Fall + Blink, too? The possibilities are endless.
Would be awesome! :)
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Cadoan
I'd be very interested in how my gigantic eyebrows can defy gravity like that.
Also get myself worked up over my own sexiness.
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Soczke
I'd probably jump at random peoples cutting their heads off with execute. Then make a pillar and put skulls at it. Being Troll warrior is fun.
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Zerlure
Oh, I like this game...
Climb out onto my balcony and chain lightning every car in the parking lot, including my own... because I CAN!
Ride my bronze drake to a few hospitals, free clinics, and churches, curing diseases, poisons, AND curses... because I CAN!
Purge Barrack Obama of his Nobel Peace Prize buff... because I CAN!
Randomly set Earthbind totems in the middle of NFL game fields during the third and fourth quarters... because I CAN!
Change specs, unleash my Spirit Wolves, cast bloodlust, and set the wolves to aggressive in the middle of every American Idol taping... because I CAN!
And when half the world is praising my name, and the other half is cursing the day I rolled a Resto Shaman, I will walk to the middle of a lake, sit down on the surface, and read a book... because I CAN!
You forgot to mention that you can go home every 7 minutes, and only able to die 30 min after your first death....Shamens diffidently have the advantage in RL
As my mage id probably would sell ports to NY, LA, Vegas, Chicago...assuming my ports would would work for major cities, and occasionally send people the the middle of kansas or something along those lines (Stonard) and on top of that, probly become the greats illusionist ever. Mirror image, feather fall, summon fire, water ele, iceblock. and the best part would be having a hearthstone.
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Irisii
/cheer because I'm a troll
/poke at my new breasts that weren't there last night.
Admire my beautiful tusks for a few hours since I'd probably be vain about them now.
After I pull myself away from the mirror other less family friendly activities I'd flip into shadowform and start melting faces and shooting mind bullets. Once the scary people with guns show up to take out the 7 foot tall, translucent purple woman that's making people's brains explode I'd hit shield and scream at them before running in the opposite direction they went.
...I might heal on the side as well.
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EpicDragon
Female troll shaman:
The first thing I'd do would be killing a few guys I don't like, or maybe just have some fun with them, like "accidentally" miss with my lightning bolts. Then I dunno what I'd do... Weather girl idea was pretty neat, but I think I'd find myself in a hospital pretty fast.
Male undead warlock:
Dot said persons up and watch them suffer while I laugh. Then eat their corpses. Since I'd never be accepted in the world because I'm a zombie I'd become a villian and maybe let people rent me to kill others.
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