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Queggy
He popped a pill in his mouth and swallowed it dry. Then, as lucidity hit and the imaginary spaceship vanished, he gasped as the truth hit. "If I don't play WoW, then why did I get a call?" He jumped in his car and vowed he would get revenge on the IRS if it was the last thing he did.
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282759
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Post by
Hunger
Robert, confused by the strange voice, put his hands to his head and muttered, "My meds aren't working right!"
Post by
Maegord
Robert as he drove, out of the blue Gordon Freeman jumped onto his car and attacked!
Post by
L33tsauce
However, his force was met with that of his arch-nemesis, Morgan Freeman!
Post by
Orranis
As Robert slammed his foot down on the pedal and screeched to a violent halt, he blinked rapidly as he saw Gordon revert to a silhouetted traffic cop. "Maybe it's something to do with the alcohol and the meds. mixing..." He muttered to himself.
Post by
Maegord
It was at that moment he realized his "Car" was a metal gear, he was shocked at how he got it and how he was driving it, he shrugged it of 2 seconds later and continued on his way.
Post by
Orranis
It was at that moment he realized his "Car" was a metal gear, he was shocked at how he got it and how he was driving it, he shrugged it of 2 seconds later and continued on his way.
Be happy I worked off your first Troll. You know what I heard? I heard that all the cool kids Troll the Help & Support forums, now run off over their cool kid.
Post by
Maegord
After hearing that Robert wondered why he was hearing voices about forums and trolls? And came to a conclusion that it was his meds and continued on to wherever he was driving.
Post by
MeanMachine
Getting his cell phone out of his pocket, Robert decided he would get to the bottom of this Warcraft mystery. He dialed.
"Hey, mom," he began, when he heard a sob coming from the other end. He froze in mid-sentence and a cold voice said:
"Robert Allen..."
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484925
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Post by
MeanMachine
Robert shook his head. "Can you repeat that, please?"
"I said that your mother is a hostage," answered the voice, clearly irritated. "If you want her to live, don't make me repeat myself again."
(OOC: working around strange continuations is very entertaining)
Post by
Maegord
"Repeat yourself please! i need the inheri--"
Robert fell to the ground and looked up, on top him was a zerg! What is he to do]?
Post by
Hunger
Robert asked worriedly, "What do I have to do?"
He realized that his car was drifting along the thankfully deserted road and tried to pull over to the side.
Post by
MeanMachine
(OOC: tried to? I'll bite.)
He hit the breaks. Nothing happened. He pulled the hand brake. Nothing happened. In desperation, he tried to turn off the engine and the whole car shook. After a moment, it started accelerating.
Post by
Maegord
He hit something in his "Car" and got out and look at what happened, there laying lied Tupac(WHAT HE WAS ALIVE?) he pondered why Tupac was here but remembered to get back and take care of the hostage stuff.
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470415
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Maegord
Robert then overdosed and died.
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282759
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Post by
Queggy
"What . . . " he croaked. Next his bed stood a doctor looking quite displeased. "Sir," he said. "You were experiencing negative reactions from your drug overdose."
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