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Interest
I counter with a thousand cheetahs.
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I cut you apart with my light saber.
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Interest
I fling you into the pot of oil.
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Lenience
I use Mercury Bubbles to disorient you.
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Interest
I hit you for 10k with a Shadow Bolt.
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Interest
I crit with a shot that actually crits.
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cheezedood21
I see your fatal blow kill Eneder, and decide to follow after you. You notice me running after you, and you fire at me. The bullet strikes like lightning and pierces of a very small portion of my ear. I take Flight Form immediately and fly away, up near the cliffs of Wintergrasp. You forget about me and continue your path.
Healing my wounds, thoughts go in and out of my mind. Every time I stare at the campfire I put together, I think about the deliciousness the cookie contains. A look of determination quickly covers my face, as I stand up abruptly. I choose to go after you again.
Assuming Flight Form yet again, I see you firing your weapon at an icy, elemental beast, while your loyal pet attacks it ferociously...
An idea appears in my mind.
I assume my Cat Form and quickly stealth myself. I find a few more of these elemental creatures and ambush them, slowly leading them near your location. You became aware of my plan and quickly attack me. I take Flight Form again, and quickly flap my wings to avoid it. Your bullet misses me and strikes one of the elemental beasts. They immediately kill your pet, and put you on the brink of death, before you finish all of them off. You crawl away, due to large wounds on your legs and lay against a nearby tree. Struggling to get to a potion in your back pocket, you hear a twig being snapped in front of you. Scared deeply, you scream and fire randomly everywhere. After a a full 8 seconds of firing, you hear your gun snap with the sound of empty ammo. Smoke slowly trickles out the barrel of your weapon. Your heavy breathing slowly regulates and you rest back into the tree's bark. You laugh, but suddenly a presence appears in front of you. It's me in my Cat Form. I swipe at your neck, slashing away a large portion of blood and flesh. Blood streams out of your neck and creates a pool around you. As you slowly bleed to death, I assume my Tauren form and take the cookie out of your front pocket. Assuming Flight Form once more, I fly back to Dalaran.
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Interest
You didn't say "My cookie."
My cookie.
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cheezedood21
You didn't say "My cookie."
My cookie.
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Interest
I SHRED you with my cat form.
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