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Corrupt Wishes (A Forum Game)
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Post by
wobbuffet
I wish I had a proper curtains.
granted, but being on page 666 causes your curtains to turn into tentacles that crack your skull and connect with your brain, causing you to lose control over yourself. first you bash in the wall of your room with your forehead and eat your neighbour, next you remove your skin and put on the skin of your neighbours screaming wife.
you are now an agent of satan, perfectly disguised as an innocent woman. you go the nearest radio station, mentally assault everyone you encounter and leave their sanity-free bodies spasming on the floor, then walk up to the microphone.
"BURN YOUR CURTAINS! AHHH!" you scream, before the creature in your head finally takes over and makes you spill your intestines over the floor.
hail satan, page 666 shall be yours.
Think I would like to have living curtains. Btw you forgot to wish.
I wish this wish was taken into the next page of this thread.
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421339
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Post by
wobbuffet
Granted, but being the pleasant dude he is, Christ chops your head off.
I wish I made the call.
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Post by
Interest
Granted, but it'll take awhile, so MUAHAHAHAHA.
I wish I could stop this dry skin.
Post by
donnymurph
Granted, but moisturiser has become so expensive that it takes your next month's wages to do so.
I wish I didn't have "headbanger's neck" this morning.
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421339
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Post by
Interest
Granted, but you get expelled
I wish I had a loaf of bread.
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Post by
Worldflayer
Granted, nobody but you gets the joke and you look like a fool.
I wish for free toast.
Post by
redzonelol
well, you will have to pay for it, or else aliens will abduct you and experiment on you
i wish i could travel back in time
Post by
wobbuffet
Granted, but you accidentally kill the parents of your best friend before they are born.
I wish I could read what I'm supposed to.
Post by
Adamsm
Granted, but your mind is melted because of it.
I wish the dark God Amon would eradicate us all.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but he only really destroys you.
I wish I could be an alignment besides the 9.
Post by
vincistis
I don't know what you mean so.. granted but you just got a pony since I don't know what you mean.
I wish I had 5 more incorruptible wishes. And that you grant this wish before it being corrupted and that you make it uncorrupt.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but who the hell is gonna bother?
I wish I had enough money to live comfortably for the remainder of my life.
Post by
wobbuffet
Granted, but then your bank accidentally transfers the money to my account and it will never be returned because some f'd up law says it belongs to me now. Mwah mwah.
I wish I did not need to wish after corrupting someone's wish.
Post by
Adamsm
Granted, your head asplode.
I wish I could view that wish as it happens.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but you get sick and vomit your guts out. This causes you to die.
I wish I couldn't die, suffer pain, or the like.
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