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Corrupt Wishes (A Forum Game)
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Post by
Interest
Granted, but a mod gets angry and kills you.
I wish for MOAR edits.
Post by
Adamsm
Granted, but then it's just the mods talking to each other.
I wish for Gir.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but you get rabies.
I wish for squirrels.
Post by
Adamsm
Granted but this happens.
I wish for chipmunks.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but they kill you.
I wish for a pet bear.
Post by
Gnoktish
granted, but you refuse to feed it so it eats you.
I wish for a pet XT-002 Deconstructor that loved playing with my cousin's toys
Post by
danalise22
Granted, but he accidentally breaks them all, breaks your cousin too. (XT tends to break things).
I wish that i could type as fast as i normally do but avoid the misspellings that come of typing at that speed.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but you die from carpal tunnel.
I wish for some steak.
Post by
485679
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
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366611
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Adamsm
Granted, but you waste the first one on a giant sandwich, the second one on some massive reality changing wish, and the third one wishing you had never had the wishes.
I wish to be like Norm the Genie.
Post by
Kanery
Granted, but the magic lamp isn't what people are rubbing.
I wish I wasn't a borderline lolicon.
Post by
Interest
Granted, you get banned from the Internet and life.
I wish I could give all children
AIDS
aides!
Post by
Adamsm
Granted, but you'll be beaten to death as people think you mean the other thing.
I wish for a wand.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but it casts a deadly spell....at you.
I wish for moar loot.
Post by
Hunger
Granted, but it gets ninjaed by gnomes.
I wish for giant eyes.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but they make you fall forward.
I wish there was no gravity.
Post by
Crabby
Wish Granted, but Newton came in and slap you on the face while you get sucked in by the sun from the orbit.
I wish to live free with no frustration.
Post by
chase123
Granted but you are forced to live by yourself on a deserted island.
I wish for a new laptop.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but it breaks immediately.
I wish for a couch.
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