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Alliance needs a rock band!
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Lordplatypus
Hmm, a Dwarf mountain king at the drums, a human on the guitar, a Draenei vindicator as bass (because bass=no one cares) and Worgen singer.
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Post by
Rankkor
But what would be their theme song?
"I surrender, please have mercy"?
Post by
Oaglor
It should either be electronica, polka, or rap to counter the fact that the Horde has rock.
Post by
Rankkor
It should either be electronica, polka, or rap to counter the fact that the Horde has rock.
Alliance using rap. That somehow feels appropriate.
edit:
All joking asides, I don't think it should happen.
Factions are already too similar, and they KEEP getting more and more similar over time. That basic difference there used to be between them is fading, and that's hardly productive. The alliance used to be a coalition of different nations each with their own leaders, and the horde, a Confederation of different states who all answered to one supreme authority (Warchief). Now the alliance is like the horde in that everyone answers to one singular leader (High King).
Likewise, the horde used to have a race that was of dark origins, are cursed in nature, and are shady (Forsaken) now alliance also has a race that is also of dark origins, cursed in nature, and shady (Worgens)
Horde has a race of nature loving hippies (Tauren) and alliance has a race of nature loving hippies (Night elves)
Alliance has a race of inventors and tinkerers (Gnomes) and now the horde does too (Goblins)
Its like one by one what made these factions so vastly different is going away. Just because one side has something, doesn't mean the other one should have that exact same thing. Each side should have its own perks and cons.
This is why I'm hoping there never will be a Saurfang-like figure in the alliance, nor a Lothar-type figure on the horde.
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Lordplatypus
They already have a lothar, it's called Thrall Orcjesus Metzenspet.
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Rankkor
They already have a lothar, it's called Thrall Orcjesus Metzenspet.
No they don't. Thrall is quite different from Lothar. For one thing Lothar was in no way conceivable, friendly to the horde, nor did he even imagined coexistence with them.
Secondly, Lothar was never a monarch of the alliance, he was a field general that held no political affiliation yet commanded all the armies of the alliance in war, and as far as I recall, there is nothing like that on the horde.
Thirdly, last I recall, Lothar never freed any alliance nation from slavery, nor did he staged a massive exodus, or instigated a revival of a lost religion, or was ever enslaved by orcs, etc etc.
And calling thrall "Orcjesus" is quite innacurate. Jesus was a pacifist, Thrall freed his people by force. Jesus sacrificed his life for his beliefs. Thrall is still very much alive. Jesus was a religious figure and wanted nothing to do with war. Thrall is a warrior first, and a shamanistic authority second.
If you really HAVE to compare Thrall to a biblical figure, Moses is FAR FAR FAR more appropriate, as the similarities between the two of them are uncanny. Both come from a slave background, both were uplifted by the same civilization that enslaved their people, both rebelled against their master, both freed their people, both were at the same time a political and religious figure, both tamed a new land far from their oppressors by force, both staged an exodus from the land where they were enslaved into a new land, I could go on for hours.
So there, Orcmoses, if you really feel that you must compare him to a biblical figure all the time. Shall I find you a Qur'an equivalent too?
Post by
morginar
Going by current alliance standards, all members would be human.
All hail the human overlords?
*Sigh*
And thats why i roll horde.
That and Rommath is hawt.
Post by
skumbananer
The alliance should have a female dranei shaman multibox barbershop quartet instead of a rockband.
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Post by
Aeliren85
Drumme
r: Dwarven Mountain King
Lead Guitarist
: Human Paladin
Vocals
: Sharply-dressed Gilnean Rogue (Switches forms during songs, depending on the mood of the part he's singing) or Night Elf Druid (Or both!)
Bassist
: Draenei Vindicator
Rhythm Guitarist
: Gnome Tinker
What d'you think?
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PhantomScourge
Definitely a bubblegum pop act comparable to the Spice Girls.
Post by
SoCalWoWGal
Vocals: Sharply-dressed Gilnean Rogue
First thing that comes to mind with this is ZZ Top "Sharp Dressed Man" :)
Name of the Band: CC/DC (parody from AC/DC)
Songs: Pwned (Thunderstruck), BrB (TNT), Let there be DOTs (Let there be Rock), PvP ain't for loosers (Rock n Roll ain't noise pollution)
LOVE IT!
FYI: there is a great audio on YouTube of
Chris Metzen singing Sweet Home Alabama
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Rystrave
Alliance needs a boy band!
Fix'd it.
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