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Very nice! I wil be posting mine shortly:
Edit, yes I know mine is less humour and more lore, but if I could actually send a letter, this would be it. :P:
Dear King Varian Wrynn,
I was recently a witness to your declaration of war onto my kinsmen, the Horde, and I would dearly like to know why.
I mean, I understand that my people have wronged you in the past, and I have made every attempt on my part to make things right again. Our people were comrades in all of the most recent wars, and I genuinely think that we were on the path to peace. Certainly there was still agression on both our parts, but as they say, Stormwind was not built in a day. Many of your people still hate mine for what was done to them years ago, and many of my people still hate yours for their imprisonment. Yes, many of those imprisoned earned their punishment justly, but some, such as myself, were mere children at the time, and feel that we were imprisoned unfairly. I am not one of these people, as I understand that you humans had to choose the wisest choice, but you must understand what my people feel.
I understand that my people have hurt you. I understand that there was once a time when my people only desired for killing, but war is not the answer, especially not when peace was so close at hand. This war will only end with one side completely decimating the other, and even though I am sorry for the actions of my people in years past, I will do whatever is necessary to keep the Horde safe. To keep my children safe. I do not desire war, but if war is upon us, you had better hope to whatever gods you pray to that you have made the right decision.
With Honor,
Nakresh Ogrefist of the Kor'kron
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TheOnyx
Lok'tar Ogar,
Ogg kuzum balt olag tovosh dana garde tarlok uruk ruk. Kaztar nuk mogu log gultar kaz zuglok rulk tagoka haz aazo maza ur no a nu. Mazaruk mog tark ha gi ka a mog guluruk rega geshtar.
Zug Zug,
TheOnyx
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Lok'tar Ogar,
Ogg kuzum balt olag tovosh dana garde tarlok uruk ruk. Kaztar nuk mogu log gultar kaz zuglok rulk tagoka haz aazo maza ur no a nu. Mazaruk mog tark ha gi ka a mog guluruk rega geshtar.
Zug Zug,
TheOnyx
anyone care to translate for me?
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Lok'tar Ogar,
Ogg kuzum balt olag tovosh dana garde tarlok uruk ruk. Kaztar nuk mogu log gultar kaz zuglok rulk tagoka haz aazo maza ur no a nu. Mazaruk mog tark ha gi ka a mog guluruk rega geshtar.
Zug Zug,
TheOnyx
anyone care to translate for me?Victory or Death,
Can you guys stop eating all of my Delicious Chocolate Cake? I keep baking them and they all disappear within seconds. I'm left with a little purple spinny thing over my head and tiny gnome tracks behind me.
Cordially yours,
TheOnyx
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To: Katherine Lee
cc: The Rokk
Subject: Offer of Truce
Good day, bearers of the cooking dailies. It's me.
You know who I am, surely. I've been to see you four out of every five days for the past several months. Every time, you have a customer who needs something cooked, and every time, it involves something either dangerous or menial. However, you always offer me something in an attempt to make my efforts worthwhile. I believe that you have in your possession, however, the one thing I truly desire.
I'm sure that you are purposely hiding your recipe for delicious chocolate cake away from me, in your efforts to continue to extort me for my services. I offer you this one further chance, so that nobody has to get hurt.
I'm sure we can work something out. But for now, what color blade would you most prefer to have sticking out of your chest?
Yours in faith,
X
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